THANK YOU DAY LIGHT SAVINGS!!!!
God, I have been counting down the days for the time change.
It's like I get to sleep in for the next couple of days!
Anyway, I own a pair of shoes that I told myself I would never own EVER, but I had to get them for my Halloween costume-which, by the way, was an 80s girl, but it was because I had to fit a themed party. So the point of this story is, I own black and neon pink high-top Converse All-Star's.
I think I'm going to sell them on Ebay.
And now, because I've lost my mind, an Ode to the Best Cereal in the World (with no particular meter or rhyme scheme because I am LAZY):
Oh, Crispex.
You make my life complete.
One side has rice
One side has corn
But both are lightly coated with brown sugar--
Not enough to make the cereal sweet
when doused in milk,
yet plenty when I eat it by itself.
My Crispex!
Everything is brighter with you.
Screw Lucky Charms and Frosted Flakes!
Screw Golden Puffs and Honeycombs!
Screw, also, the Rice, Wheat and Corn Chex, too!
Crispex, my Crispex, I only want you in my bowl.
Alas, Crispex,
I would have eaten more of you
but I have run out of clean dishes
and also milk.
I have no money or gas in the car,
So I gaze mournfully at the box
and pine and pine and pine over you.
Because even though I try to substitute other things,
Water does not make you taste the same
even when you add creamer.
It's like I get to sleep in for the next couple of days!
Anyway, I own a pair of shoes that I told myself I would never own EVER, but I had to get them for my Halloween costume-which, by the way, was an 80s girl, but it was because I had to fit a themed party. So the point of this story is, I own black and neon pink high-top Converse All-Star's.
I think I'm going to sell them on Ebay.
And now, because I've lost my mind, an Ode to the Best Cereal in the World (with no particular meter or rhyme scheme because I am LAZY):
Oh, Crispex.
You make my life complete.
One side has rice
One side has corn
But both are lightly coated with brown sugar--
Not enough to make the cereal sweet
when doused in milk,
yet plenty when I eat it by itself.
My Crispex!
Everything is brighter with you.
Screw Lucky Charms and Frosted Flakes!
Screw Golden Puffs and Honeycombs!
Screw, also, the Rice, Wheat and Corn Chex, too!
Crispex, my Crispex, I only want you in my bowl.
Alas, Crispex,
I would have eaten more of you
but I have run out of clean dishes
and also milk.
I have no money or gas in the car,
So I gaze mournfully at the box
and pine and pine and pine over you.
Because even though I try to substitute other things,
Water does not make you taste the same
even when you add creamer.