Break between classes.
1. Fire alarms DO NOT NEED TO GO OFF WHEN IT'S RAINING THANKS SO MUCH GUY WHO DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE HIS TEST TODAY.
2. The copy machine does not work for books. My teacher wants me to photocopy an entire book, and I'm like electronic machine illiterate so it's not going to work out like that.
3. Hee. "It's not." It's not it's not it's not it's not it'snot it's snot!
4. There's a guy in my class that I swear to god has been given a list of random things to say. He must have lost some sort of bet because so far he's said some pretty weird crap.
Random Guy: You know, there still is chilvary in modern day, I think. Or at least modern interpretations of chivalry. Like Nicolas Cage's character in Raising Arizona.
And then he spent five minutes explaining that theory.
Teacher: So what do you think about the Pearl Poet's view on relationships?
Random Guy: Well he pretty much hits the nail on the head.
Teacher: How so?
Random Guy: A guy's all doo doo doo, oh! There's a girl! I want eight.
Teacher: What does--
Random Guy: And then there's a girl who has sharp teeth and who wants to invade your life and take over.
Teacher: ...We're not talking about Sir Gawain any more, are we?
Anyway. Copiers suck.
2. The copy machine does not work for books. My teacher wants me to photocopy an entire book, and I'm like electronic machine illiterate so it's not going to work out like that.
3. Hee. "It's not." It's not it's not it's not it's not it'snot it's snot!
4. There's a guy in my class that I swear to god has been given a list of random things to say. He must have lost some sort of bet because so far he's said some pretty weird crap.
Random Guy: You know, there still is chilvary in modern day, I think. Or at least modern interpretations of chivalry. Like Nicolas Cage's character in Raising Arizona.
And then he spent five minutes explaining that theory.
Teacher: So what do you think about the Pearl Poet's view on relationships?
Random Guy: Well he pretty much hits the nail on the head.
Teacher: How so?
Random Guy: A guy's all doo doo doo, oh! There's a girl! I want eight.
Teacher: What does--
Random Guy: And then there's a girl who has sharp teeth and who wants to invade your life and take over.
Teacher: ...We're not talking about Sir Gawain any more, are we?
Anyway. Copiers suck.