Mr. Insulting
Man, Neville and I met the most insulting guy ever today. He didn't seem like he was drunk, he just genuinely seemed to be a tremendous jerk.
We were sitting on the benches in front of Maplewood (the court right next to Cumberland Brews) and 2 other random guys are there. Then a fifth guy, the jerk, appears, and starts talking about how we must all be there to watch "the pussy walk by", then asked us if we'd seen any good "pieces of f*** meat". yeah, classy. Then he showed us a job application he'd just picked up from the lingerie store about a block away.
Then he notices one of the guys there is his neighbor who he doesn't really know, and starts commenting about the guy's boat that apparently often fills up with water after a rain and attracts mosquitoes. At first, the jerk proclaimed he didn't have a problem with it, but like 15 seconds later he was angrily whining about what a nuisance the boat is, despite the boat guy's more than reasonable offer "just knock on my door if it's a problem and I'll clean it out".
Then jerk guy finds out the boat doesn't even work, and is like "If you don't know how to use a boat, don't f***ing have one on your property". So boat guy is like "Oh, I'm gonna fix it next weekend. I've been using a bass boat since I was a teenager, I know how to use a boat." Then jerk guy is like "Well be that as it may, people who don't know how to use a boat have no business owning one." Okaay.
Then it gets more bizarre as boat guy mentions he lived in Florida at some point, and jerk guy is like "Oh yeah? I lived in Clearwater for 15 years! How do you like that?" and is trying to call out boat guy, asking him all these specific questions about Florida. As if boat guy's scheme is to go around impersonating a former Floridian... what a con!
It was pretty amazing how someone could just reach such a level of jerkiness with people he didn't even know. It just kept going on and on, too. So Jerk Guy, we salute you!
We were sitting on the benches in front of Maplewood (the court right next to Cumberland Brews) and 2 other random guys are there. Then a fifth guy, the jerk, appears, and starts talking about how we must all be there to watch "the pussy walk by", then asked us if we'd seen any good "pieces of f*** meat". yeah, classy. Then he showed us a job application he'd just picked up from the lingerie store about a block away.
Then he notices one of the guys there is his neighbor who he doesn't really know, and starts commenting about the guy's boat that apparently often fills up with water after a rain and attracts mosquitoes. At first, the jerk proclaimed he didn't have a problem with it, but like 15 seconds later he was angrily whining about what a nuisance the boat is, despite the boat guy's more than reasonable offer "just knock on my door if it's a problem and I'll clean it out".
Then jerk guy finds out the boat doesn't even work, and is like "If you don't know how to use a boat, don't f***ing have one on your property". So boat guy is like "Oh, I'm gonna fix it next weekend. I've been using a bass boat since I was a teenager, I know how to use a boat." Then jerk guy is like "Well be that as it may, people who don't know how to use a boat have no business owning one." Okaay.
Then it gets more bizarre as boat guy mentions he lived in Florida at some point, and jerk guy is like "Oh yeah? I lived in Clearwater for 15 years! How do you like that?" and is trying to call out boat guy, asking him all these specific questions about Florida. As if boat guy's scheme is to go around impersonating a former Floridian... what a con!
It was pretty amazing how someone could just reach such a level of jerkiness with people he didn't even know. It just kept going on and on, too. So Jerk Guy, we salute you!