I don't like these curses the City throws these days. What about a candy curse? Or an apple pie curse? Or a...well, blah. Whatever curse. Seriously! All these curses are bringing my business down.

Does no-one want an automail these days ( Read more... )

[private to Al]

Miss Hawkeye has told me that a homunculus named Envy, from your world, is here. He's been asking about you. Please don't get yourself into trouble, okay? For me...

[private; unhackable]I miss him. I know I've seen him recently, before he left the City, but...I can't stop missing and worrying about Ed. Did he get away from Kimblee ( Read more... )

Well, I'm glad most of the women here have calmed down. There's no need to hate boys, you know? Or men. Sure, they're most of the time inmature idiots who don't know when to stop jumping in the face of danger, and they never cook, or help around the house, but hey!...at least they entertain us when they're stupid ( Read more... )

Ed's gone. But Alfons was right about something. If he's Ed, then he'll act like Ed. And Ed always returns, even if it's for a day, a month, or a switch of automail. So I refuse to let anyone in this house angst over the fact that Ed's gone ( Read more... )

After much preparation, struggle, and avoiding-curses-ry, it's finally done ( Read more... )

[voice post]

--ecause I'm starting to free--OH!

...call this deja vu, but...Winry, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...

The City, huh? Well...hello, again ( Read more... )

Al. I'm sorry I wrenched you. But you were going to go out and try alcohol, with mister Mustang, who was CLEARLY flirting with you, and you're still young for boozing. Hell, even I'm still young for it! So. You're...you're grounded. But I baked you some pie, for the bumps on your head.Colonel. I don't need an apology, but the next time I suggest ( Read more... )

Ahh, FREEDOM! I LOVE YOU FREEDOM! I LOVE YOU, GROUND, AND I LOVE YOU TREES, AND I LOVE YOU FRESH AIR, AND I LOVE YOU SHOWERWell, that's over and done with! Al, look! We've escaped the Blob thing, and Ed didn't have to go doing needless heroics to get us out ( Read more... )

Maureen, your message has been delievered.

Alfons, would you like to have coffee together? I enjoyed meeting you, and would love to hear more about the world you come from, yeah?

Also, Ed, Al, if you wonder where I am...look for the Blob thing. Ahehehheheheheh...sorry?

[ooc; OH NOES, SHE IS TEH TRAPPED INSIDE TEH BLOB! With her laptop with ( Read more... )

Well...if you exclude the...kind-of-gross blob thing that is attacking innocent citizens (if 'innocent' is a quality that can be used here, that is)...this place isn't that bad. I keep on hearing about curses, but I've never been given examples of how curses can be. I like being prepared, so...can anyone here tell me what curses you've been through ( Read more... )