America's Got Talent 5: Dallas
Alright Dallas. Let's see watcha got.
Arhattack: Lighting? OO Interesting. So far nothing is happening. Oh WOW! Lightning! THAT IS COOL! He like soundwaved electricity that hit that guy! WOAH! Sharon, what are you talking about! It's great! THANK YOU PIERS! Yeah they're through!
Jeremy/Cutthroat: WOAH WOAH WOAH! Put your pants on! WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS LIT His Balls on FIRE! NONONONONONONO! Thanks you judges for common sense.
Jenna: No. She sings off tune. Not sexy. No. OMG Howie! Don't encourage her! Oh Sharon! Ouch!
Muttley Crew: Awww they're cuuuuuute! Aw piers! Thanks judges! They're in!
Le Freak: Cool I guess. ok they made it.
Chip: Oh violence! Yay he made it!
Erin: Oh dear.....Creepy....Piers hahaha likes sexy. You know it piers...
Taylor: Kinda cute. Little nervous. I like it. He's got the crowd. Somewhere over the rainbow! Oh with a mix! I like him!
Yay He made it!
Nancy LaFancy: Nooooooooooooooooooo.......Not Sexy...........Byebye.
Jason: Weirdo. Epic Fail Bye.
Jason Dowty: Terrible.
Miss Donna: Flamethrower. I'm scared for the judges. In the words of Nick "Hell no." WHAT? She's in? Oh boy.
CJ: He's cute. OMG HE'S GOOD!!! YEEEUH! YOU GO BOY!!!! 3 yesses you go boy!
Alright Dallas has talent. I'm Out