America's Got Talent 5: Los Angeles
So America's Got Talent is on!
I will be writing down commentary as I watch:
Future Funk: OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE!!! DANCE YOU CUTIES DANCE! I heart the kid with the afro. YAY THEY MADE IT!
Rances Valentt (sp?): His laugh scares me a bit. OMFG My dog is barking at him!
HOWIE QUIT ACCIDENTALLY HITTING THE BUZZERS! We love you anyway. :)
Dare To Flare: What the heck...They are just throwing cans around.
Chainsaw Chicks: WTF.....Ice Sculpture?
Ok so I swear I saw a jellyfish backstage.
SwingShift Sideshow: What the....OMFG SHE/He STAPLED HIS/HER BREAST!!! OMFG HE SCREWED A CURLY....THRU HIS NOSE OMG WHAT DID HE EAT?! That was very painful to watch...It scared me...Deeply. THANK YOU Sharon for showing some sense....WHAT THE HELL WHY?! They just got put through. *vomits*
Nugget: OMG There is a man in the suitcase. Smooth moves:) Doublejointed much? Yay Sharon Hug!
Howie just said shut up to Pears....I think I just died a bit.
MAS: NICE BUTT!
Kung Fu Heroes: They just totally terrified Pears and beat themselves up.
This guy from france: WOAH! MAD DANCER ALERT!!! I love it! The crowd loves it to. Yay he made it!
Mary: Sex kitten with a whip to PAINT? Oh Howie, you know you like it. The painting is talent but I'm a little disgusted about how she went about it. She got in.
Evan: Married 50 years. AW and he and his wife are so cute. YEEAH He can bust a move for his age. Fricken Pears why'd you buzz him? I agree with Howie, it doesn't scream VEGAS for me. He didn't make it.
Hannibal: Creeeeeeeeper. He has a rapist laugh. He can play piano well. He does have a nice voice. He butchered the song though.
Cheer SF: Not anything I haven't seen on Bring It On.
Shimmy Sisters: Good moves. SNAKES?
HAHA Ambush on Pears Morgan's trailer!
Dead Off Center: Oh Geeky and Cute boys...And in a band.... :)
Ronnin: Actor with Indian Accent. Impersonator....He's funny. HAHAHAHAHA nice face. That was a bad impression of Arnold S. but it was funny. He got in.
OOOOOOH Pears bashed Howies Deal or No Deal. OHH the judges make me laugh.
New Directions Choir: Homeless Veterans. It's so sad that these guys were homeless for so many years and now they turned their life around with singing. They're good!!!! I love it! WOW. Really emotional and beautiful. So inspirational. Nick is tearing up backstage. 3 yesses. And they deserve it.
No Shay: Men dressed as women and talking like women. HORRIBLE singing! STOP! SHARON JUST PUSH THE BUZZER AND END IT! 3 Nos and Goodbye.
Noteworthy: Weird...Destroyed the song Pokerface.
Grystoppers: NO SINGING FOR YOU!
Jilla: Is it even worth mentioning? Silly outfit waving fire above head.
Michael Grimm: Kinda cute. I feel so bad about his past. He is such a nice guy. OHMYGOSH He has such a nice voice! And he plays the guitar like a dream. HE IS A DREAM!!!! The girls are screaming... :) I <3 him. He's like the chickencatcher last year! He's beautiful. YES!!! HE DID IT!
And so concludes the LA auditions!