heeeeey, tommy and i are flying to california at the beginning of april. i'm intensely excited.

girl 1: well, like, will it really stop me from sweating?

girl 2: duh, it says invisible solid.

girl 1: um, yeah, that just means you can't see it.

they even care about it in north korea.

http://story.northkoreatimes.com/p.x/ct/9/cid/dd8845aa60952db2/id/88d9cf388ce18485/

sooo.. i applied for a job with npr today. mostly for fun, but it would be amazing if they called me back. which they won't. anyway, the job description is online supervising music producer.

NPR.org is looking for a dynamic music producer, journalist and new-media thinker to lead the team that will turn NPR.org Music into a premier online ( Read more... )

just to let you know, and i'm sure that all of you care so much, but i am done with finals.

I HATE HOMECOMING WEEKEND ( Read more... )

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)
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someone fucking ate my french bread pizza. i don't fucking eat anyone else's food.

case-in-point, i'm eating ramen, because that's all i have left, in lieu of stealing someone else's food.

how did i go from delicious three meat french bread pizza to a 33 cent cup-o-noodles?

fucking shit.

it's my birthday, bitches.

give me some love, for i am an attention whore.

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