If you're complaining that it's not your fault that the dress you're planning on wearing to this banquet and dance thing (that I'm skipping) at this conference makes you bust out at the. . . bust because it belongs to your size zero roommate, maybe that's a sign that IT DOESN'T FIT YOU. I hate when people don't know how to dress. Sure, it's cute ( Read more... )

The girl--Kate--who's more or less in charge of this expedition is scarily spirited. She keeps screaming generic "Hooray" type sentiments. And things like "Ballin!" I can't even describe how much this hurts me, both in the excessive use of the word "ballin'" by this 85 pound really white girl and the volume and pitch of this woman's shrieks ( Read more... )

Dear Barack Obama ( Read more... )

O hay look.

*points to building in foreground*

That's where I live. And this is trufax. I've been here a month and can already most heartedly testify to that regard.

Watching the Democratic National Convention ( Read more... )

When you're logging into someplace that you don't log into very often (bank stuff, residence hall stuff, etc.) , they should tell you "this password called for at least 6 characters, at least one each of lowercase, capital, and numeric" so you don't have to spend ages going through and trying every combination of passwords/passwords + numbers/ ( Read more... )