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I’m still holding my shoe.
Today I did my regular thing in the morning; tie my tie, make my hair into a Mohawk, and out the door. So I get in my car and realize my sunglasses are in the house.. being tired and lazy I just say “eh fuck it” and move on. When I got to work I reached for my wallet to get coffee and my sunglass case was in my back pocket.. First reaction was, “damn, I coulda worn my sunglasses when driving” and final reaction was “wait.. wallet should be in that pocket. I cant get this coffee.. or lunch can i..?”
The day went downhill from there I suppose. I’d like to find a new job. Hire me.
Today I did my regular thing in the morning; tie my tie, make my hair into a Mohawk, and out the door. So I get in my car and realize my sunglasses are in the house.. being tired and lazy I just say “eh fuck it” and move on. When I got to work I reached for my wallet to get coffee and my sunglass case was in my back pocket.. First reaction was, “damn, I coulda worn my sunglasses when driving” and final reaction was “wait.. wallet should be in that pocket. I cant get this coffee.. or lunch can i..?”
The day went downhill from there I suppose. I’d like to find a new job. Hire me.