Seth sews.
Seth created a tutorial for making a top tube cover--that would be for your bike, to protect it from chips and scratches, as well as your body when it accidentally makes contact with the top tube on occasion. I'm proud and impressed. Now, he did partially complete one that was too small before he got going on the excellent finished product. But otherwise, this is his first try. Did he ever say "Math is hard!" or forget to photograph a step? Nope. Man. Too bad he refuses to blog.