While I'm at it, I want a pony
And just for funsies, here...
Dear hair-product-making-people (this probably has a word, but fuck me, I can hardly remember my own name and the general constructs of grammar right now),
Please stop putting dimethicone, isopropyl alcohol and parabens into freaking EVERYTHING. Amodimethicone is slightly better but it's kind of pointless to have it and dimethicone in the same product. And it's still not even water-soluble so really I can't use it anyway. Why can't you all use bis-PEG-18 methyl ether dimethyl silane instead?
Also, every single one of you should be submitting full ingredients listing for every single one of your products every single place they're sold. I won't even consider buying your product if I cannot read the ingredients. Do you like it when I don't even for one single second consider your product and immediately dismiss it entirely without pause? Do you? Ingredients. Publish them everywhere all the time without exception. Include them in your issued manufacturer's description of the item.
I just want nice, moisturized, well-conditioned, soft, PERFECT HAIR okay?! I WANT PERFECT HAIR IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK? Yes? Well how about I just settle for you not trying to put plastic all over my hair? If I can't wash it out with conditioner, I can't use it. My scalp freaks out about even the gentlest of shampoos, and I hate having an itchy scalp. I have one right now. It's dumb. I'm going to go take a shower forever.
Right after I figure out what conditioners to buy.
Which gave me a migraine.
Fuck everything, seriously. I'M GRUMPY RIGHT NOW. >:(
Dear hair-product-making-people (this probably has a word, but fuck me, I can hardly remember my own name and the general constructs of grammar right now),
Please stop putting dimethicone, isopropyl alcohol and parabens into freaking EVERYTHING. Amodimethicone is slightly better but it's kind of pointless to have it and dimethicone in the same product. And it's still not even water-soluble so really I can't use it anyway. Why can't you all use bis-PEG-18 methyl ether dimethyl silane instead?
Also, every single one of you should be submitting full ingredients listing for every single one of your products every single place they're sold. I won't even consider buying your product if I cannot read the ingredients. Do you like it when I don't even for one single second consider your product and immediately dismiss it entirely without pause? Do you? Ingredients. Publish them everywhere all the time without exception. Include them in your issued manufacturer's description of the item.
I just want nice, moisturized, well-conditioned, soft, PERFECT HAIR okay?! I WANT PERFECT HAIR IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK? Yes? Well how about I just settle for you not trying to put plastic all over my hair? If I can't wash it out with conditioner, I can't use it. My scalp freaks out about even the gentlest of shampoos, and I hate having an itchy scalp. I have one right now. It's dumb. I'm going to go take a shower forever.
Right after I figure out what conditioners to buy.
Which gave me a migraine.
Fuck everything, seriously. I'M GRUMPY RIGHT NOW. >:(