I found out last night that mom and dad werent going to be able to make it up today as planned because my Maw-Maw (grandma) had to have her breasts removed and someone has to be there to drain this tube every two hours and only my mom and my Paw-Paw (grandpa) know how to do it. She felt really really bad but I tried to explain to her that it wasnt her fault and Maw-maw needs her more anyway! So I had today and tomorrow off with only a little office time planned, but other than that I had no plans at all. Today was a rather good day. Matt, Mitch and I went to school because Matt and I had to check our mailboxes since we are R.A.'s. Then we had to go give Corey a jump start to his car because the dumb fucker left his lights on. After we jumped him we found out later that his fucking car died on the way to work anyway. HAHAHA. BETTER HIM THAN ME! haha. Big Red ....I LOVE YOU! Then it was time. I felt the need to purchase Karaoke Rovolution! It had to be done and I knew I would have time to play it in the next few days.
Karaoke Revolution rundown:
I assume you all know the concept of KR. There are many songs to play and you sing into a mic and it judges the tone of your pitch and you can connect tracks and stuff. I came in not knowing what to expect but I finally figured it out. I SUCK! HARDCORE! My voice is too low and if i try to make it higher the game wont give me the high notes. So I figured out the trick. I can sing the bottom half notes just fine but when I go to sing the high ones, I just have to go into my girls voice. Thats right! I stand up with my legs spread wide and cue Mitch to give me one good blast to the jewels! Then I nail those high notes Micheal Jackson nails little boys! Because of this I have almost every singe track on platinum now. Below is the link to me being platinum!
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v66/cranemachine/KARAOKE.jpg Matt RULES at KR! He does really well. Mitch SUCKS WAYYYYYY worse than I do. I blame listening to dashboard wayyyy too much and just screaming those songs at the top of my lungs. Because of my suckiness I challenge Joe to a suckfest '04! And see who is the true master of sucking at karaoke revolution! Of course we will have to wait till his throat is not on fire because having mono would ACTUALLY help him. That is how bad joe sucks! (dont worry joe I am right there with you!) Brian was saying something and I said..."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DICK. WHEN YOU FUCKING GET A GOD DAMNED PLATINUM ON "LIKE A VIRGIN" THEN YOU CAN START TALKING. UNTILL THEN, SHUT YOUR FUCKING DICK YOU ASS NIGGER!" Phew. Sorry about the cursing, I am NOT racist at all. He just REALLY pissed me off. Thats right I got platinum on "Like a Virgin"....OOOOHHHHHH touched for the very first time!.....I...since I've gone too far.... Anyway...
I got my grades back today. I had a total of 6 classes. I didnt do as near as good as I thought I was going to. In 3 of my classes I got A's. And in the other 3....well.....I got A's. So I guess I am going to have to settle for STRAIGHT A's. W00t! *Ryan does the happy dance wich consists of a lot of pointing into a crowd that isnt there, a smile on my face, try to kick of an invisible midget that is humping my leg, and acting like I am eating cereal* Hard work finally paid off. Now next semester I have to keep it up cause I have a reputation to maintain now.
I have 1 goal so far for this summer and that is to go fishing and drinking while fishing. Hell, I think I wanna go fishing, while drinking, AND skinny dipping! Thats only one goal. I am sure I will think of others later. We are gonna go see "Club Dread" Tomorrow. From the directores of "Supper Troopers" so it HAS to be good.
Thats it for now. Back to Karaoke! I MISS YOU ALL!