Seventy-Fifth Case.

[crane_not_crow]

I'll start off by announcing that I am now available for counselling sessions. While I do accept walk-ins, I would suggest making an appointment to ensure a chance to see me

Comments

[brbplayingrisk]

Counseling sessions? Really? Can't the brats even deal with their own problems now????

[crane_not_crow]

Some students don't know how to cope with their problems.

[brbplayingrisk]

And so coddling them is the answer to that?

[crane_not_crow]

It's not coddling. I don't tell them what they want to hear. I tell them what they need to hear.

[brbplayingrisk]

Do you tell them to man up and stop being sissies

[crane_not_crow]

I listen to their problems and choose the best course of action for them. You have to be gentle with these situations. The human mind is a fragile thing. One false move could prove disastrous.

[brbplayingrisk]

So... if you tell them to get over it, they might go crazy and shit?

[crane_not_crow]

If you come at it with a rough approach, possibly. But not in so many words.

[brbplayingrisk]

Well, DAMN, they should be in the crazy house, then!

[crane_not_crow]

That could be offensive if said to the wrong person.

[brbplayingrisk]

What person, a crazy person

[crane_not_crow]

You don't have much compassion, do you..

[brbplayingrisk]

SURE I HAVE COMPASSION SOMETIMES

but not a lot because that's for the weak

IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ANYWAY

[crane_not_crow]

You don't tell someone who is sad to stop crying.

[brbplayingrisk]

BUT THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM STOP CRYING

I CAN'T DEAL WITH CRYING

[strike out legible sdjkds]

[crane_not_crow]

This is why you're not the counselor.