May 18, 2009 17:55
I need a job badly. I sit around all day rotating between the computer, television, kitchen, and whatever book I may be reading. I talk to my cats and dog because I'm home alone while my family is at work or at school. I've almost finished the entire Arrested Development series.
I sound lazy, but I've applied/sent a resume to so many places! I've even joined a temp agency to hopefully make the task a bit easier. I'm about to accept low paying part-time work out of utter desperation. There's a Staples opening in town, or maybe I will be a server at some shitty place like Red Robin.
Preferably, I would like a full-time weekday job doing office-related activities. That is the goal. That is the dream.
However, I am stuck at home, eating entirely too much and trying to decide between episodes of Will and Grace and What Not To Wear.
Help me.