Am I a Hetero Hag?!?
Thanksgiving vacation was four days of pure boredom for me. I hate relaxing. But, on the last day, I ended up hanging out w/ friends. We got tanked at Canterbury and, upon my suggestion, went to the Twilight Exit for karoake.
Now, as you know, I've been struggling to quit indie hipster addiction, but I fell backslided! These chic, tough, indie/emo/Pine Ave girls adopted me, even asking me: 'Will you be our Hetero Hag?' Which is the opposite of a fag hag. Indie girls aren't gonna be YOUR hag, you're THEIR'S! Which I totally relate to, as I refuse to have a fag hag. I've always had girls try that with me, from like grade school on, but I say hell no!
My imaginary anti-emo therapist likened this episode to falling off the wagon for an alcoholic. But, really, I was drunk when I said yes, and I got some free alcohol out of it. It seems like a good thing so far!
Yes, I did end up singing. I was butchering Sinead O'Connor's Nothing Compares 2 U, and was joined by another indie girl. She was really passionate 'bout the song, so I tried to tone down my volumn and swearing and sing along w/ her. Then I stumbled home, drunk.
Did I mention that the indie girls said they'd hook me up w/ a hot indie guy? I think being a Hetero Hag will actually benefit me!
Now, as you know, I've been struggling to quit indie hipster addiction, but I fell backslided! These chic, tough, indie/emo/Pine Ave girls adopted me, even asking me: 'Will you be our Hetero Hag?' Which is the opposite of a fag hag. Indie girls aren't gonna be YOUR hag, you're THEIR'S! Which I totally relate to, as I refuse to have a fag hag. I've always had girls try that with me, from like grade school on, but I say hell no!
My imaginary anti-emo therapist likened this episode to falling off the wagon for an alcoholic. But, really, I was drunk when I said yes, and I got some free alcohol out of it. It seems like a good thing so far!
Yes, I did end up singing. I was butchering Sinead O'Connor's Nothing Compares 2 U, and was joined by another indie girl. She was really passionate 'bout the song, so I tried to tone down my volumn and swearing and sing along w/ her. Then I stumbled home, drunk.
Did I mention that the indie girls said they'd hook me up w/ a hot indie guy? I think being a Hetero Hag will actually benefit me!