How to make a mermaid tail - Let me burn it!!!

[crafty_nerhegeb]

The goddamn colour won't stick to the goddamn neoprene! This goddamn tail is driving me nuts! I want to throw it in a goddamn corner and forget about the goddamn project. Which I won't do, because people helped me to get the money to realise this. And I don't want to disappoint them. Still! It - drives - me - CRAZY!!!

I already spend a little fortune! I could have easily bought a professional tail from Myke van Daal!

ARRRRGH!!!!!

Gods, send me a solution or I'll explode!!!