Redneck Meme
[1] I know who the Bellamy Brothers are.
[ ] I own 3 or more Hank Williams Jr. CDs
[] I dip or did once
[ ] I dip Copenhagen or Skoal
[2 ] I can name more than 3 breeds of horses
[ ] I can name more than 3 breeds of pigs
[3 ]I can name more than 3 breeds of cows
[4 ] I can sing almost any Garth Brooks song you can name
[5 ] I know who Chris Ledoux is and what he did at rodeos
[6] I can tell you what N.A.S.C.A.R. stands for
[ 7] I could tell you every thing on a Jack Daniels bottle from memory
[8] I know what kind of horses pull the Budweiser buggy
[ 9 I can name all the states that were in the Confederacy
[10] I know how many stars are on a Confederate/rebel flag
[11] 8,24,17,88,3,20,48 aren't just any numbers
[ 12] I have spent more than $60 on alcohol at one time
[ ] I drive a 4X4
[ ] I have a four wheeler with racks on it
[ ] I can sing every line of "Country Boy Can Survive"
[ ] I play guitar
[ ] I own an acoustic guitar
[ ] I drive a diesel truck and have actually pulled something with it
[ 13] I have killed something and eaten it
[ ] I have sat 15' up in a tree for 3 hours not moving in weather below 50 degrees
[ 14] I can shoot a bow
[ ] I own more than 3 Dixie Outfitter Shirts
[ ] I own wranglers
[ ] I can wear boots everyday all day
[ ] I can do the "Watermelon Crawl"
[15]I have seen the "Dukes of Hazzard" The T.V. show not the movie
[16] I have invented my own alcoholic beverage
[17] I know what moonshine is
[ ] I have a deer on the wall somewhere in my house
[ ] I can tell the difference between a catfish & a mudfish
[18] I have changed my own oil
[19] I can name 5 or more Alan Jackson songs
[ ] I have lived or worked on a farm or ranch
[20 I have touched a cow
[ ] I have a lift on my vehicle
[ ] I can tell the deference between a Superswamper and a Buckshot Tire
[ 21] I have shot a shot-gun
[ ] I think all deer are cute like Bambi
[ ] I own a John Deere tractor. (T-shirts don't count.)
[22] I have fished all day
[23 ] I Have ridden on a airboat
[24 ] I can quote Larry-The-Cable-Guy for more than 5 minutes
[25 ] I can flip a beer cap more than 15 feet
[26 ] I have actually gotten mud on the tires
[ ] I have been to an actual mudhole or mud bogging event
[ ] I have gotten so stuck i couldn't open the doors
[27] I wear (or own) a belt with a big buckle
[ ] I have ridden a bull/cow
[ ] I have been to a rodeo
[ ] I wear camouflauge
[ ] I can tell the difference between Mossy Oak Break-Up and Realtree
[28 ] I own over 5 beer coozies
[ ] I have been in a tree stand
[ ] I can use a turkey call
[29] I can tell the difference between Budweiser, Bud Light, and Budweiser Select labels at 30 yards.
[ ] I have pulled somebody out of the mud
[30] I have worn a hat all day
[ ] I have slept with my boots on
[31 ] I think my cousin is sexy
[ ] I can play the banjo
[32 ] I can name 3 or more country radio stations.
[33] I have bought my breakfast from a gas station
[ ] I can name all the parts of a cow stomach
[] I have used an aerosol can in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.
[34] I like the smell of WD-40
[35] I know that Duct-Tape is actually Duct-Tape not "Duck-Tape"
[36 ] I have done my own mechanic work on a vehicle
[ ] I have 3 or more manufaturerotors in my yard
[ ] I have 3 or more junk vehicles that are all the same
[ ] I have put 2 or more vehicles together to make one
[ ] I own a "Mud Truck"
[ ] There is a confederate/rebel flag on display somewhere in my home.
[ ] I live at home in a trailer house
[37] I like redneck boys/girls
[38 ] I have shot an animal
[ ] I have rode a fourwheeler more than 20 miles in one day
[ 39] I have eluded and evaded the cops (Unsuccessfully, but that the charge on the ticket)
[ ] I used illegal fireworks
[ ] I have made my own fireworks
[ ] I have owned more than 5 dogs at a time
[ ] I can speak fluently on a CB radio
[ ] I have a relative that drives a semi for a living
[ ] I have been to a NASCAR Race
[40 ] The only "Kings" I know are Richard Petty and Elvis
[ ] I have gigged a frog
[ 41] I know what frog gigging is
[ 42] I have opened a beer with my teeth
[43] I have been in a drunken fight with one of my best friends (he was drunk and disorderly. I had to knock him out.)
[ ] I know how many cigarettes are in a pack of Marlboros
[44 ] I know who David Allen Coe is
[] I can be with a woman/man who gets drunker than me
[ ] Have a kitchen appliance on the outside of my house
[45] I have sung along to Free Bird
[46 ] I can spit farther than 5 feet
Envy me. :)
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