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characters: Streetwise. Unicron.
summary: "I JUST WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND." "I JUST WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU."
notes: BREAKDOWN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ THIS...(: or not if you like surprises.
[21:02] no snakes here: (: HAYHAY 'SUP, Planet Eater.
[21:06] doomnomnom: I AM UNICRON. WHY DO YOU PESTER ME, TINY ONE?
[21:09] no snakes here: YEAH I KNOW YOUR NAME, PLANET-EATER. PLANET-EATER IS JUST SUCH A COOLER NICKNAME, DON'TCHA THINK. AND I PESTER YOU ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. or try to be, anyway. I mean, I was thinkin' earlier today to mahself when I was starin' up at the stars, "man, planet-eater must be really lonely with no one except for primus as company...and even then, not even him, since his super rival is apparently on earth. eating all of those planet's all alone...no wonder he's so bitchy and evil." SO I DECIDED THAT IF NO ONE ELSE WAS GOING TO TRY TO BE YOUR FRIEND I TOTALLY AM GOING TO.
[21:09] no snakes here: or or or -
[21:09] doomnomnom: THE ONE YOU CALL FIREFLIGHT HAS ALREADY ATTEMPTED TO BEFRIEND ME.
[21:09] no snakes here: I could like,
[21:09] doomnomnom: I ATE HIS WING.
[21:09] no snakes here: PRETEND TO BE YOUR RIVAL.
[21:10] no snakes here: ka-pow! in the face!
[21:10] doomnomnom: YOU ARE NOT A WORTHY ADVERSARY.
[21:10] no snakes here: (: Then I'll just have to TRAAAIN. make my powa level over 9000.
[21:11] doomnomnom: NO OTHER TRANSFORMER CAN MATCH MY STRENGTH. YOU WILL FAIL.
[21:12] no snakes here: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID IN THAT DRAGON BALL Z THING.
[21:12] no snakes here: BUT YOU'LL SEE.
[21:12] no snakes here: I'LL GET MAH POWA LEVEL OVER 9000.
[21:12] no snakes here: BE A BETTER RIVAL.
[21:13] no snakes here: And was Fireflight's wing a yummy wing?
[21:13] doomnomnom: YOU ARE BASING YOUR STRATEGY ON A FICTIONAL HUMAN STORY?
[21:13] no snakes here: Did it taste like Chicken?
[21:13] doomnomnom: IT WAS TOO SWEET.
[21:13] no snakes here: They say everything tastes like chicken.
[21:13] no snakes here: AND NO, NOT BASING. JUST SAYING.
[21:14] doomnomnom: EVERYTHING HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE FLAVOUR. PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO PRIMITIVE TO DISTINGUISH THEM.
[21:14] no snakes here: Nah, was only wondering if everything tasted like Chicken to you. Does that mean the planet's all taste differently, too? Woulda thought they tasted the same.
[21:15] doomnomnom: THEY DO NOT. TASTE DEPENDS UPON THEIR COMPOSITION.
[21:15] doomnomnom: I AM QUITE FOND OF GAS GIANTS.
[21:16] no snakes here: ): I think I'd only be able to eat little bites of a planet, 'cause I'm tiny and small and puny. No planet-eating here, sadly. YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT THEM.
[21:16] doomnomnom: I DO NOT HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING.
[21:16] doomnomnom: I DO NOT ANSWER TO YOU.
[21:16] no snakes here: )= That makes me sad.
[21:16] no snakes here: I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW THE TASTES OF A PLANET.
[21:16] doomnomnom: GOOD. I WILL ENJOY THE TASTE OF YOUR SUFFERING.
[21:16] no snakes here: I should write a poem about it.
[21:17] no snakes here: but seriously, like.;
[21:17] no snakes here: DOESN'T IT GET LONELY. Eating alll alone.
[21:17] no snakes here: Haven'tcha ever thought about wanting a friiend~.
[21:17] no snakes here: That you like.
[21:17] no snakes here: Don't eat.
[21:17] doomnomnom: NO.
[21:17] no snakes here: I think you do.
[21:17] no snakes here: You probably have a Myspace page and write all about it, too.
[21:17] doomnomnom: I SEEK THE END OF ALL THINGS, THE VOID.
[21:18] doomnomnom: I DO NOT DESIRE "FRIENDS"
[21:18] no snakes here: Aw, everyone does.
[21:18] no snakes here: Even that little pussy Nemesis.
[21:18] doomnomnom: PERHAPS AMONG THE LOWER LIFEFOR - MY CHOSEN IS NOT A PUSSY.
[21:18] doomnomnom: UNICRON DOES NOT TOLERATE SISSY MINIONS.
[21:19] no snakes here: What does it take to be your minion, then.
[21:19] no snakes here: Being EVIL.
[21:19] no snakes here: Like in that song.
[21:19] no snakes here: WHEN YOU'RE EEEEEEVIL.
[21:19] doomnomnom: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SONG YOU ARE REFERING TO AND I DO NOT CARE.
[21:19] doomnomnom: MY MINIONS MUST BE POWERFUL AND MERCILESS.
[21:19] doomnomnom: THEY MUST SERVE ME WITHOUT QUESTION.
[21:20] no snakes here: Maybe you should write an application form. Build your own empire! You won't be so lonely.
[21:20] doomnomnom: I AM UNICRON AND I AM NOT LONELY, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE CREATURE.
[21:21] doomnomnom: DO YOU WISH TO SERVE ME, THEN? I CAN STRIP YOU OF YOUR WILL.
[21:21] doomnomnom: I WILL IMPROVE YOU.
[21:21] no snakes here: Nah.
[21:21] no snakes here: (: I'm cool with being your rival in training.'
[21:21] no snakes here: Ka-pow! Face.
[21:21] doomnomnom: I MAY NOT GIVE YOU THE CHOICE WHEN THE TIME COMES.
[21:22] no snakes here: That's why I'm gonna be your rival. PROTEEECT THE WORLD FROM UNICRON'S DEVASTATION! or something.
[21:22] no snakes here: But rival's can still be friends, y'know.
[21:22] no snakes here: So just know that ya still got a friend in me.
[21:22] doomnomnom: YOU ARE NOT MY RIVAL; YOU ARE TRIVIAL.
[21:22] doomnomnom: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
[21:22] doomnomnom: I AM YOUR DOOM, AND THAT IS ALL.
[21:23] no snakes here: I could understand if you're embarrassed about having friends - wouldn't want to ruin your big bad evil reputation and all of that. IT COULD BE OUR LITTLE SECRET, PLANET EATING BUDDY.
[21:23] doomnomnom: I DO NOT GET EMBARASSED.
[21:24] doomnomnom: YOU WILL BE EATEN.
[21:24] doomnomnom: IT IS QUITE SIMPLE.
[21:24] no snakes here: The only thing you'll be eating is AIR, oho.
[21:24] no snakes here: But srsly.
[21:25] no snakes here: Gimme a chance. I'll help you be popular - ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS FRIENDS RIGHT? You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports, know the slang you've got to know~
[21:25] no snakes here: So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go.
[21:25] doomnomnom: YOU ARE AN INSOLENT, MOUTHY LITTLE CREATURE.
[21:25] doomnomnom: I WILL DIGEST YOU SLOWLY.
[21:25] no snakes here: Aw, that's so sweet.
[21:26] doomnomnom: YOU WILL DIE AN AGONIZING DEATH.
[21:26] no snakes here: (: I'm just feelin' the love here.
[21:26] doomnomnom: LOVE? JOIN ME ON THE EDGE OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOVE.
[21:26] doomnomnom: YOU WILL BEG FOR DEATH.
[21:27] no snakes here: TENTACLES RIGHT? I think Megatron likes those.
[21:27] doomnomnom: ...
[21:27] no snakes here: I dunno though - I've never gotten that kinky before.
[21:27] doomnomnom: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW OF SUCH THINGS?
[21:28] no snakes here: Oh, you hear these kind of things down in this planet.
[21:28] doomnomnom: BREAKDOWN HAS BEEN TALKING, HAS HE?
[21:28] no snakes here: Nothing stays a secret.
[21:28] doomnomnom: I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH HIM.
[21:28] no snakes here: Hm. Sucks to be him.
[21:29] doomnomnom: LITERALLY.
[21:30] no snakes here: You could keep the details to yourself - or not, if you want someone to share your diabolical plans to.
[21:32] doomnomnom: IF YOU WISH TO KNOW, I WILL SHOW YOU IN PERSON.
[21:33] no snakes here: No thanks.
[21:33] doomnomnom: THEN DO NOT PRY.
[21:34] no snakes here: Word to the wise. D;
summary: "I JUST WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND." "I JUST WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU."
notes: BREAKDOWN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ THIS...(: or not if you like surprises.
[21:02] no snakes here: (: HAYHAY 'SUP, Planet Eater.
[21:06] doomnomnom: I AM UNICRON. WHY DO YOU PESTER ME, TINY ONE?
[21:09] no snakes here: YEAH I KNOW YOUR NAME, PLANET-EATER. PLANET-EATER IS JUST SUCH A COOLER NICKNAME, DON'TCHA THINK. AND I PESTER YOU ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. or try to be, anyway. I mean, I was thinkin' earlier today to mahself when I was starin' up at the stars, "man, planet-eater must be really lonely with no one except for primus as company...and even then, not even him, since his super rival is apparently on earth. eating all of those planet's all alone...no wonder he's so bitchy and evil." SO I DECIDED THAT IF NO ONE ELSE WAS GOING TO TRY TO BE YOUR FRIEND I TOTALLY AM GOING TO.
[21:09] no snakes here: or or or -
[21:09] doomnomnom: THE ONE YOU CALL FIREFLIGHT HAS ALREADY ATTEMPTED TO BEFRIEND ME.
[21:09] no snakes here: I could like,
[21:09] doomnomnom: I ATE HIS WING.
[21:09] no snakes here: PRETEND TO BE YOUR RIVAL.
[21:10] no snakes here: ka-pow! in the face!
[21:10] doomnomnom: YOU ARE NOT A WORTHY ADVERSARY.
[21:10] no snakes here: (: Then I'll just have to TRAAAIN. make my powa level over 9000.
[21:11] doomnomnom: NO OTHER TRANSFORMER CAN MATCH MY STRENGTH. YOU WILL FAIL.
[21:12] no snakes here: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID IN THAT DRAGON BALL Z THING.
[21:12] no snakes here: BUT YOU'LL SEE.
[21:12] no snakes here: I'LL GET MAH POWA LEVEL OVER 9000.
[21:12] no snakes here: BE A BETTER RIVAL.
[21:13] no snakes here: And was Fireflight's wing a yummy wing?
[21:13] doomnomnom: YOU ARE BASING YOUR STRATEGY ON A FICTIONAL HUMAN STORY?
[21:13] no snakes here: Did it taste like Chicken?
[21:13] doomnomnom: IT WAS TOO SWEET.
[21:13] no snakes here: They say everything tastes like chicken.
[21:13] no snakes here: AND NO, NOT BASING. JUST SAYING.
[21:14] doomnomnom: EVERYTHING HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE FLAVOUR. PERHAPS YOU ARE TOO PRIMITIVE TO DISTINGUISH THEM.
[21:14] no snakes here: Nah, was only wondering if everything tasted like Chicken to you. Does that mean the planet's all taste differently, too? Woulda thought they tasted the same.
[21:15] doomnomnom: THEY DO NOT. TASTE DEPENDS UPON THEIR COMPOSITION.
[21:15] doomnomnom: I AM QUITE FOND OF GAS GIANTS.
[21:16] no snakes here: ): I think I'd only be able to eat little bites of a planet, 'cause I'm tiny and small and puny. No planet-eating here, sadly. YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT THEM.
[21:16] doomnomnom: I DO NOT HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING.
[21:16] doomnomnom: I DO NOT ANSWER TO YOU.
[21:16] no snakes here: )= That makes me sad.
[21:16] no snakes here: I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW THE TASTES OF A PLANET.
[21:16] doomnomnom: GOOD. I WILL ENJOY THE TASTE OF YOUR SUFFERING.
[21:16] no snakes here: I should write a poem about it.
[21:17] no snakes here: but seriously, like.;
[21:17] no snakes here: DOESN'T IT GET LONELY. Eating alll alone.
[21:17] no snakes here: Haven'tcha ever thought about wanting a friiend~.
[21:17] no snakes here: That you like.
[21:17] no snakes here: Don't eat.
[21:17] doomnomnom: NO.
[21:17] no snakes here: I think you do.
[21:17] no snakes here: You probably have a Myspace page and write all about it, too.
[21:17] doomnomnom: I SEEK THE END OF ALL THINGS, THE VOID.
[21:18] doomnomnom: I DO NOT DESIRE "FRIENDS"
[21:18] no snakes here: Aw, everyone does.
[21:18] no snakes here: Even that little pussy Nemesis.
[21:18] doomnomnom: PERHAPS AMONG THE LOWER LIFEFOR - MY CHOSEN IS NOT A PUSSY.
[21:18] doomnomnom: UNICRON DOES NOT TOLERATE SISSY MINIONS.
[21:19] no snakes here: What does it take to be your minion, then.
[21:19] no snakes here: Being EVIL.
[21:19] no snakes here: Like in that song.
[21:19] no snakes here: WHEN YOU'RE EEEEEEVIL.
[21:19] doomnomnom: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SONG YOU ARE REFERING TO AND I DO NOT CARE.
[21:19] doomnomnom: MY MINIONS MUST BE POWERFUL AND MERCILESS.
[21:19] doomnomnom: THEY MUST SERVE ME WITHOUT QUESTION.
[21:20] no snakes here: Maybe you should write an application form. Build your own empire! You won't be so lonely.
[21:20] doomnomnom: I AM UNICRON AND I AM NOT LONELY, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE CREATURE.
[21:21] doomnomnom: DO YOU WISH TO SERVE ME, THEN? I CAN STRIP YOU OF YOUR WILL.
[21:21] doomnomnom: I WILL IMPROVE YOU.
[21:21] no snakes here: Nah.
[21:21] no snakes here: (: I'm cool with being your rival in training.'
[21:21] no snakes here: Ka-pow! Face.
[21:21] doomnomnom: I MAY NOT GIVE YOU THE CHOICE WHEN THE TIME COMES.
[21:22] no snakes here: That's why I'm gonna be your rival. PROTEEECT THE WORLD FROM UNICRON'S DEVASTATION! or something.
[21:22] no snakes here: But rival's can still be friends, y'know.
[21:22] no snakes here: So just know that ya still got a friend in me.
[21:22] doomnomnom: YOU ARE NOT MY RIVAL; YOU ARE TRIVIAL.
[21:22] doomnomnom: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
[21:22] doomnomnom: I AM YOUR DOOM, AND THAT IS ALL.
[21:23] no snakes here: I could understand if you're embarrassed about having friends - wouldn't want to ruin your big bad evil reputation and all of that. IT COULD BE OUR LITTLE SECRET, PLANET EATING BUDDY.
[21:23] doomnomnom: I DO NOT GET EMBARASSED.
[21:24] doomnomnom: YOU WILL BE EATEN.
[21:24] doomnomnom: IT IS QUITE SIMPLE.
[21:24] no snakes here: The only thing you'll be eating is AIR, oho.
[21:24] no snakes here: But srsly.
[21:25] no snakes here: Gimme a chance. I'll help you be popular - ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS FRIENDS RIGHT? You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports, know the slang you've got to know~
[21:25] no snakes here: So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go.
[21:25] doomnomnom: YOU ARE AN INSOLENT, MOUTHY LITTLE CREATURE.
[21:25] doomnomnom: I WILL DIGEST YOU SLOWLY.
[21:25] no snakes here: Aw, that's so sweet.
[21:26] doomnomnom: YOU WILL DIE AN AGONIZING DEATH.
[21:26] no snakes here: (: I'm just feelin' the love here.
[21:26] doomnomnom: LOVE? JOIN ME ON THE EDGE OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOVE.
[21:26] doomnomnom: YOU WILL BEG FOR DEATH.
[21:27] no snakes here: TENTACLES RIGHT? I think Megatron likes those.
[21:27] doomnomnom: ...
[21:27] no snakes here: I dunno though - I've never gotten that kinky before.
[21:27] doomnomnom: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW OF SUCH THINGS?
[21:28] no snakes here: Oh, you hear these kind of things down in this planet.
[21:28] doomnomnom: BREAKDOWN HAS BEEN TALKING, HAS HE?
[21:28] no snakes here: Nothing stays a secret.
[21:28] doomnomnom: I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH HIM.
[21:28] no snakes here: Hm. Sucks to be him.
[21:29] doomnomnom: LITERALLY.
[21:30] no snakes here: You could keep the details to yourself - or not, if you want someone to share your diabolical plans to.
[21:32] doomnomnom: IF YOU WISH TO KNOW, I WILL SHOW YOU IN PERSON.
[21:33] no snakes here: No thanks.
[21:33] doomnomnom: THEN DO NOT PRY.
[21:34] no snakes here: Word to the wise. D;