Log: Sunny and Skywarp
Before I joined the comm, I wanted to test drive Skywarp, and Sunny obliged me. That sounds so dirty now that I think about it.
In any case, Sunny was awesome and we came up with about an hour's worth of drivel. If this fits anywhere, it's sometime in the near future.
Sunstreaker (11:01:59 PM): Think fast! ::Lambo-leap in Skywarp's direction::
Skywarp (11:05:36 PM): WHA- *help, there's a lambo on me, getitoff!*
Sunstreaker (11:05:59 PM): Hey, bossman-number-two. ::does not get off:: What's up?
Skywarp (11:06:40 PM): *sneers* The sky. *DO A BARREL ROLL.*
Sunstreaker (11:07:16 PM): YEE-HAW
Sunstreaker (11:07:28 PM): ::cling, cling::
Sunstreaker (11:07:31 PM): Do that again!
Skywarp (11:08:07 PM): ... slagging retarded underlings. *does it again anyway... because he feels like it*
Sunstreaker (11:08:31 PM): Don't you love me anymore?
Skywarp (11:09:40 PM): Pfft. What made you think I loved you in the first place? *a pause, then a sigh* No, you just surprised me, moron.
Sunstreaker (11:09:58 PM): Because I'm me.
Sunstreaker (11:10:07 PM): And everybody loves me.
Sunstreaker (11:10:10 PM): Because I'm pretty.
Sunstreaker (11:10:20 PM): What the hell are you doing all the way out here?
Skywarp (11:11:14 PM): I'm thinking. Unlike some people, I like to do that sometimes.... and everyone knows that I'm prettier.
Sunstreaker (11:11:19 PM): Are not.
Sunstreaker (11:11:42 PM): And everybody thinks too much around here.
Sunstreaker (11:11:45 PM): Bo~oring.
Skywarp (11:12:02 PM): Am too.
Skywarp (11:12:09 PM): And what're you doing if you're not thinking
Sunstreaker (11:12:13 PM): Are totally not!
Sunstreaker (11:12:15 PM): Um.
Sunstreaker (11:12:21 PM): Er.
Sunstreaker (11:12:26 PM): Ah.
Skywarp (11:12:47 PM): Am totally so.
Sunstreaker (11:12:52 PM): Are not!
Sunstreaker (11:12:56 PM): Are totally not
Sunstreaker (11:13:07 PM): You're not shiny.
Skywarp (11:13:10 PM): Am so! Totally so.
Skywarp (11:13:14 PM): What?!
Skywarp (11:13:16 PM): I'm shiny!
Sunstreaker (11:13:21 PM): Not as shiny as me.
Skywarp (11:13:23 PM): Lookit that gleam on my wings.
Sunstreaker (11:13:26 PM): Therefore, not as pretty.
Sunstreaker (11:13:43 PM): Yeah, well, that's only 'cause I gave Fireflight some extra wax when he was drunk and he shared.
Sunstreaker (11:13:59 PM): Where is he, anyways? He stranded me in Mongolia over Christmas.
Skywarp (11:14:11 PM): yeah, but. Still. Shiniest.
Skywarp (11:14:24 PM): *wing waggles as shrugging* Dunno. I'm not his keeper
Sunstreaker (11:14:30 PM): Dude.
Sunstreaker (11:14:34 PM): Bonded.
Skywarp (11:16:14 PM): ... OH LOOKIT. SOMETHING PRETTY COLOURED AND SHINY.
Sunstreaker (11:16:23 PM): WHAT WHERE
Skywarp (11:16:53 PM): *drops into a dive and rolls upside down, ducking Sunny into a conveniently placed swamp*
Sunstreaker (11:17:09 PM): Hey!
Skywarp (11:17:14 PM): WHO'S SHINIEST NOW, HUH?
Sunstreaker (11:17:16 PM): ::flail and sputter and swear::
Sunstreaker (11:17:23 PM): That's not fair!
Sunstreaker (11:17:30 PM): That's epicly not fair!
Skywarp (11:17:37 PM): *the noise he's making would be termed as giggling if he weren't. you know. manly and crap*
Sunstreaker (11:17:42 PM): I outta rip your wings off!
Skywarp (11:17:57 PM): But you won't. You know why?
Sunstreaker (11:18:11 PM): Why not?
Sunstreaker (11:18:19 PM): Oh, wait, I know.
Sunstreaker (11:19:13 PM): ::sing-song tone, reciting something he's been told many, many times:: Seeker wings are ergonous zones, and I shouldn't touch them unless I'm trying to have sex with said Seeker.
Sunstreaker (11:19:24 PM): ::normally:: And as bossman number two, that's gross
Sunstreaker (11:20:50 PM): Are cockpits fair game?
Skywarp (11:20:53 PM): Very good, sparky. If I had hands at the moment, I'd pat you on the head. As it is, you're dripping muck on my finish.
Sunstreaker (11:20:55 PM): How about nosecones?
Sunstreaker (11:21:06 PM): Also, screw you and the horse you came in on.
Sunstreaker (11:21:17 PM): Are you always this mean?
Skywarp (11:21:19 PM): Normally I'd say yes, but you smell like pond weed
Skywarp (11:21:31 PM): So no. no screwing.
Skywarp (11:21:39 PM): I don't know. Am I?
Sunstreaker (11:21:44 PM): Again, bossman-number-two, again with the INCEST DO NOT WANT
Sunstreaker (11:21:59 PM): I dunno. This is the third time I've talked to you without someone getting shot.
Skywarp (11:23:13 PM): I dunno then. Maybe I'm always like this and you're just thin skinned. Or, maybe you just irk me.
Skywarp (11:23:21 PM): I think you're just too yellow. It gets on my nerves.
Sunstreaker (11:23:31 PM): What's wrong with yellow?
Skywarp (11:23:45 PM): Insecticons are yellow.
Sunstreaker (11:23:57 PM): But I'm #FFFF00
Sunstreaker (11:24:01 PM): They are not
Skywarp (11:24:08 PM): They have yellow bits
Skywarp (11:24:12 PM): Close enough.
Sunstreaker (11:24:38 PM): That's like saying the bossman is red.
Skywarp (11:25:18 PM): ... point.
Sunstreaker (11:25:44 PM): And anyways. Lots of people are yellow.
Sunstreaker (11:25:47 PM): Like.
Sunstreaker (11:25:50 PM): Ratchet.
Sunstreaker (11:26:03 PM): *Hatchet
Sunstreaker (11:26:09 PM): And the demented clone.
Skywarp (11:26:18 PM): He's more ... lime-green-oh-god-burn-my-optics-out-yellow, really
Sunstreaker (11:26:27 PM): But he's more of a Oh-Primus-have-mercy-and-blind-me orange
Sunstreaker (11:26:35 PM): And, um.
Sunstreaker (11:28:02 PM): Swindle. Swindle is yellow.
Skywarp (11:28:16 PM): You're not doing anything to convince me that yellow's a fortunate colour.
Skywarp (11:28:36 PM): We should just tie you down and spray paint you sometimes
Sunstreaker (11:28:46 PM): No, no you shouldn't.
Sunstreaker (11:28:50 PM): Seriously.
Skywarp (11:29:02 PM): I'm thinking blue.
Skywarp (11:29:09 PM): You can't ever go wrong with blue
Sunstreaker (11:29:09 PM): I've been every color known to mech, and a few in infrared and ultraviolet
Sunstreaker (11:29:13 PM): Yes you can.
Sunstreaker (11:29:14 PM): Tracks.
Sunstreaker (11:29:19 PM): TRACKS.
Skywarp (11:29:37 PM): We'd paint you darker
Skywarp (11:29:44 PM): Navy, maybe
Skywarp (11:30:01 PM): ... or we could go the other way and paint you femme-blue.
Skywarp (11:30:03 PM): *snerk*
Sunstreaker (11:30:04 PM): NO
Sunstreaker (11:30:06 PM): GOD NO
Skywarp (11:30:08 PM): Like Chromia
Sunstreaker (11:30:17 PM): I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND PAINT YOU PURPLE
Sunstreaker (11:30:23 PM): WAIT, YOU'RE ALREADY PURPLE
Skywarp (11:30:25 PM): You both have weird pointy things coming up from your heads anyway
Skywarp (11:30:34 PM): ... astute deduction, genius
Skywarp (11:30:40 PM): but I could do with a new coat of paint.
Sunstreaker (11:30:47 PM): I WILL PAINT YOU TO LOOK LIKE STARSCREAM
Sunstreaker (11:30:56 PM): AND THEN EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU ARE SCREAMER
Sunstreaker (11:31:01 PM): AND YOU WILL BE HIT MUCH
Skywarp (11:31:05 PM): And then I'd tie you down and paint you black and red.
Sunstreaker (11:31:08 PM): AND MOLESTED BY THE SPACE SHUTTLE
Skywarp (11:31:10 PM): And everyone will mistake you for Dead End
Sunstreaker (11:31:17 PM): MAYBE HE'LL TRY TO DANCE WITH YOU
Sunstreaker (11:31:50 PM): I don't go around doing...whatever the hell he did to Slingshot.
Skywarp (11:31:51 PM): ... *BRAIN BREAKAGE BZZT, SKYWARP IS MALFUNCTIONING*
Skywarp (11:32:10 PM): EWWWWWWWWW
Sunstreaker (11:32:16 PM): Did you ever see him dance?
Sunstreaker (11:32:24 PM): Ratchet thought he was having a seizure
Skywarp (11:32:28 PM): I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE IT.
Skywarp (11:32:30 PM): SLAGGIT.
Sunstreaker (11:32:41 PM): I have video. ::smirk::
Skywarp (11:32:55 PM): ... I hate you.
Skywarp (11:33:20 PM): So much.
Sunstreaker (11:33:23 PM): No you don't.
Sunstreaker (11:33:33 PM): You are contractually obligated to love me.
Skywarp (11:33:38 PM): With the fires of a thousand exploding suns.
Skywarp (11:34:01 PM): ... pfft.
Sunstreaker (11:34:21 PM): Totally!
Skywarp (11:34:26 PM): Yeah yeah, but don't push your luck
Sunstreaker (11:34:38 PM): What's the worst you can do to me?
Skywarp (11:34:52 PM): Two words.
Sunstreaker (11:34:57 PM): You do anything to me, Runabout will give you his wibble face
Skywarp (11:35:20 PM): Painful. Spanking.
Sunstreaker (11:35:28 PM): Wait what?
Sunstreaker (11:35:34 PM): You can't do that!
Sunstreaker (11:35:38 PM): You totally can't do that!
Skywarp (11:35:43 PM): I WILL TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE AND SPANK YOU.
Skywarp (11:35:51 PM): IN A VERY PUBLIC AREA
Skywarp (11:35:53 PM): SEE IF I DON'T
Sunstreaker (11:36:09 PM): YOU TOTALLY WOULDN'T BECAUSE I'M SURE SOMEONE WOULD STOP YOU
Skywarp (11:36:28 PM): I'D STILL BE ABLE TO GET A FEW GOOD WHACKS IN BEFORE ANYONE COUDL TAKE ME DOWN
Skywarp (11:36:50 PM): *THREATENING BOOMY VOICE GOES HERE*
Sunstreaker (11:37:07 PM): You're not scary.
Sunstreaker (11:37:41 PM): I've had my hands up your afterburners. You screamed like a little girl. You're not scary at all.
Skywarp (11:37:41 PM): Says the sparkling who's going to get spanked and sent to the corner.
Sunstreaker (11:37:47 PM): Corner.
Skywarp (11:37:52 PM): Oh yeah.
Sunstreaker (11:37:55 PM): You're going to send me to the corner.
Sunstreaker (11:38:02 PM): Do I get to bring tequila?
Skywarp (11:38:05 PM): No.
Sunstreaker (11:38:06 PM): How about my boyfriend?
Sunstreaker (11:38:11 PM): How about your boyfriend?
Skywarp (11:38:26 PM): No. And no.
Sunstreaker (11:38:37 PM): Hmm...
Sunstreaker (11:39:30 PM): And why are you sending me to the corner?
Skywarp (11:39:58 PM): Because you are acting like a child and deserve to be treated like one.
Skywarp (11:40:07 PM): Although I guess I could try send ing you to bed without dinner in stead.
Sunstreaker (11:40:08 PM): I hear that a lot.
Skywarp (11:40:16 PM): You would.
Sunstreaker (11:40:23 PM): I do not ever hear exactly what I have done that is so wrong.
Skywarp (11:41:44 PM): Other than acting like a total ...
Skywarp (11:41:56 PM): *grumbles* Damnit, I'm not supposed to curse in front of the children.
Sunstreaker (11:42:10 PM): ::screechy:: I'm not a child!
Skywarp (11:42:30 PM): ... oh really.
Sunstreaker (11:44:00 PM): Am not am not am not!
Sunstreaker (11:44:07 PM): I get glue and tequila and everything.
Skywarp (11:44:14 PM): ... ARE TOO TIMES INFINITY
Sunstreaker (11:44:26 PM): Infin-what?
Skywarp (11:44:35 PM): I think I've proven my point.
Sunstreaker (11:44:46 PM): What point?
Skywarp (11:45:15 PM): That you're a slaggin' idiot-brained retard. *said with slight fondness*
Sunstreaker (11:45:25 PM): I am...okay, I am.
Sunstreaker (11:45:36 PM): Can I get that in writing?
Sunstreaker (11:45:45 PM): Most people don't believe me when I say I'm stupid.
Sunstreaker (11:46:12 PM): And then they expect me to act not-stupid.
Skywarp (11:46:28 PM): And don't they change their minds after talking with you for more than fifteen minutes?
Sunstreaker (11:46:30 PM): And then they get mad at me, even though I told them I'm stupid.
Sunstreaker (11:46:34 PM): Nope.
Sunstreaker (11:46:41 PM): Somehow, this is my fault.
Skywarp (11:48:48 PM): ... I'll go grab TC when we get home and write up a note for you. Stating that "Sunstreaker is officially retarded and should not be required to think to hard, because it hurts his processor. Also, he should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery."
Skywarp (11:48:58 PM): *heavy, heavy sarcasm*
Sunstreaker (11:49:00 PM): ...
Sunstreaker (11:49:04 PM): You are the mean one.
Sunstreaker (11:49:09 PM): They were right.
Skywarp (11:49:32 PM): I never said I wasn't.
Skywarp (11:49:46 PM): TC's the one who takes in all the scraplets. I just have to live with 'em. It's tough love.
Sunstreaker (11:49:58 PM): There's not that many!
Skywarp (11:50:34 PM): There's too many
Sunstreaker (11:50:47 PM): Just me and Blue and 'Bee and the wingling
Sunstreaker (11:50:52 PM): and Skydive and
Sunstreaker (11:51:18 PM): 'Bout and 'Muck and That Boyfriend Stealing Rat Bastard
Sunstreaker (11:51:41 PM): and Getsuei and Hook and okay there are a lot.
Sunstreaker (11:51:53 PM): But still!
Sunstreaker (11:52:13 PM): Except for That Boyfriend Stealing Rat Bastard they're not that bad!
Skywarp (11:52:50 PM): There's too many.
Skywarp (11:52:56 PM): *resigned sigh*
Skywarp (11:53:22 PM): And I can't get rid of any of you either *would be headdesking if he had a head. He'll make do with whining*
Sunstreaker (11:53:53 PM): No, you can't, because you love us.
Sunstreaker (11:53:55 PM): ::nodnod::
Sunstreaker (11:54:03 PM): ::is delusional or something::
Skywarp (11:54:23 PM): ... sure. If that keeps you happy.
Skywarp (11:54:36 PM): *big sweeping U-turn goes here*
Skywarp (11:54:58 PM): Okay, that mud's starting to get into my air foils. Home time.
Sunstreaker (11:55:05 PM): Good. I need a bath
Skywarp (11:55:38 PM): No slag, Sherlock.
(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
In any case, Sunny was awesome and we came up with about an hour's worth of drivel. If this fits anywhere, it's sometime in the near future.
Sunstreaker (11:01:59 PM): Think fast! ::Lambo-leap in Skywarp's direction::
Skywarp (11:05:36 PM): WHA- *help, there's a lambo on me, getitoff!*
Sunstreaker (11:05:59 PM): Hey, bossman-number-two. ::does not get off:: What's up?
Skywarp (11:06:40 PM): *sneers* The sky. *DO A BARREL ROLL.*
Sunstreaker (11:07:16 PM): YEE-HAW
Sunstreaker (11:07:28 PM): ::cling, cling::
Sunstreaker (11:07:31 PM): Do that again!
Skywarp (11:08:07 PM): ... slagging retarded underlings. *does it again anyway... because he feels like it*
Sunstreaker (11:08:31 PM): Don't you love me anymore?
Skywarp (11:09:40 PM): Pfft. What made you think I loved you in the first place? *a pause, then a sigh* No, you just surprised me, moron.
Sunstreaker (11:09:58 PM): Because I'm me.
Sunstreaker (11:10:07 PM): And everybody loves me.
Sunstreaker (11:10:10 PM): Because I'm pretty.
Sunstreaker (11:10:20 PM): What the hell are you doing all the way out here?
Skywarp (11:11:14 PM): I'm thinking. Unlike some people, I like to do that sometimes.... and everyone knows that I'm prettier.
Sunstreaker (11:11:19 PM): Are not.
Sunstreaker (11:11:42 PM): And everybody thinks too much around here.
Sunstreaker (11:11:45 PM): Bo~oring.
Skywarp (11:12:02 PM): Am too.
Skywarp (11:12:09 PM): And what're you doing if you're not thinking
Sunstreaker (11:12:13 PM): Are totally not!
Sunstreaker (11:12:15 PM): Um.
Sunstreaker (11:12:21 PM): Er.
Sunstreaker (11:12:26 PM): Ah.
Skywarp (11:12:47 PM): Am totally so.
Sunstreaker (11:12:52 PM): Are not!
Sunstreaker (11:12:56 PM): Are totally not
Sunstreaker (11:13:07 PM): You're not shiny.
Skywarp (11:13:10 PM): Am so! Totally so.
Skywarp (11:13:14 PM): What?!
Skywarp (11:13:16 PM): I'm shiny!
Sunstreaker (11:13:21 PM): Not as shiny as me.
Skywarp (11:13:23 PM): Lookit that gleam on my wings.
Sunstreaker (11:13:26 PM): Therefore, not as pretty.
Sunstreaker (11:13:43 PM): Yeah, well, that's only 'cause I gave Fireflight some extra wax when he was drunk and he shared.
Sunstreaker (11:13:59 PM): Where is he, anyways? He stranded me in Mongolia over Christmas.
Skywarp (11:14:11 PM): yeah, but. Still. Shiniest.
Skywarp (11:14:24 PM): *wing waggles as shrugging* Dunno. I'm not his keeper
Sunstreaker (11:14:30 PM): Dude.
Sunstreaker (11:14:34 PM): Bonded.
Skywarp (11:16:14 PM): ... OH LOOKIT. SOMETHING PRETTY COLOURED AND SHINY.
Sunstreaker (11:16:23 PM): WHAT WHERE
Skywarp (11:16:53 PM): *drops into a dive and rolls upside down, ducking Sunny into a conveniently placed swamp*
Sunstreaker (11:17:09 PM): Hey!
Skywarp (11:17:14 PM): WHO'S SHINIEST NOW, HUH?
Sunstreaker (11:17:16 PM): ::flail and sputter and swear::
Sunstreaker (11:17:23 PM): That's not fair!
Sunstreaker (11:17:30 PM): That's epicly not fair!
Skywarp (11:17:37 PM): *the noise he's making would be termed as giggling if he weren't. you know. manly and crap*
Sunstreaker (11:17:42 PM): I outta rip your wings off!
Skywarp (11:17:57 PM): But you won't. You know why?
Sunstreaker (11:18:11 PM): Why not?
Sunstreaker (11:18:19 PM): Oh, wait, I know.
Sunstreaker (11:19:13 PM): ::sing-song tone, reciting something he's been told many, many times:: Seeker wings are ergonous zones, and I shouldn't touch them unless I'm trying to have sex with said Seeker.
Sunstreaker (11:19:24 PM): ::normally:: And as bossman number two, that's gross
Sunstreaker (11:20:50 PM): Are cockpits fair game?
Skywarp (11:20:53 PM): Very good, sparky. If I had hands at the moment, I'd pat you on the head. As it is, you're dripping muck on my finish.
Sunstreaker (11:20:55 PM): How about nosecones?
Sunstreaker (11:21:06 PM): Also, screw you and the horse you came in on.
Sunstreaker (11:21:17 PM): Are you always this mean?
Skywarp (11:21:19 PM): Normally I'd say yes, but you smell like pond weed
Skywarp (11:21:31 PM): So no. no screwing.
Skywarp (11:21:39 PM): I don't know. Am I?
Sunstreaker (11:21:44 PM): Again, bossman-number-two, again with the INCEST DO NOT WANT
Sunstreaker (11:21:59 PM): I dunno. This is the third time I've talked to you without someone getting shot.
Skywarp (11:23:13 PM): I dunno then. Maybe I'm always like this and you're just thin skinned. Or, maybe you just irk me.
Skywarp (11:23:21 PM): I think you're just too yellow. It gets on my nerves.
Sunstreaker (11:23:31 PM): What's wrong with yellow?
Skywarp (11:23:45 PM): Insecticons are yellow.
Sunstreaker (11:23:57 PM): But I'm #FFFF00
Sunstreaker (11:24:01 PM): They are not
Skywarp (11:24:08 PM): They have yellow bits
Skywarp (11:24:12 PM): Close enough.
Sunstreaker (11:24:38 PM): That's like saying the bossman is red.
Skywarp (11:25:18 PM): ... point.
Sunstreaker (11:25:44 PM): And anyways. Lots of people are yellow.
Sunstreaker (11:25:47 PM): Like.
Sunstreaker (11:25:50 PM): Ratchet.
Sunstreaker (11:26:03 PM): *Hatchet
Sunstreaker (11:26:09 PM): And the demented clone.
Skywarp (11:26:18 PM): He's more ... lime-green-oh-god-burn-my-optics-out-yellow, really
Sunstreaker (11:26:27 PM): But he's more of a Oh-Primus-have-mercy-and-blind-me orange
Sunstreaker (11:26:35 PM): And, um.
Sunstreaker (11:28:02 PM): Swindle. Swindle is yellow.
Skywarp (11:28:16 PM): You're not doing anything to convince me that yellow's a fortunate colour.
Skywarp (11:28:36 PM): We should just tie you down and spray paint you sometimes
Sunstreaker (11:28:46 PM): No, no you shouldn't.
Sunstreaker (11:28:50 PM): Seriously.
Skywarp (11:29:02 PM): I'm thinking blue.
Skywarp (11:29:09 PM): You can't ever go wrong with blue
Sunstreaker (11:29:09 PM): I've been every color known to mech, and a few in infrared and ultraviolet
Sunstreaker (11:29:13 PM): Yes you can.
Sunstreaker (11:29:14 PM): Tracks.
Sunstreaker (11:29:19 PM): TRACKS.
Skywarp (11:29:37 PM): We'd paint you darker
Skywarp (11:29:44 PM): Navy, maybe
Skywarp (11:30:01 PM): ... or we could go the other way and paint you femme-blue.
Skywarp (11:30:03 PM): *snerk*
Sunstreaker (11:30:04 PM): NO
Sunstreaker (11:30:06 PM): GOD NO
Skywarp (11:30:08 PM): Like Chromia
Sunstreaker (11:30:17 PM): I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND PAINT YOU PURPLE
Sunstreaker (11:30:23 PM): WAIT, YOU'RE ALREADY PURPLE
Skywarp (11:30:25 PM): You both have weird pointy things coming up from your heads anyway
Skywarp (11:30:34 PM): ... astute deduction, genius
Skywarp (11:30:40 PM): but I could do with a new coat of paint.
Sunstreaker (11:30:47 PM): I WILL PAINT YOU TO LOOK LIKE STARSCREAM
Sunstreaker (11:30:56 PM): AND THEN EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU ARE SCREAMER
Sunstreaker (11:31:01 PM): AND YOU WILL BE HIT MUCH
Skywarp (11:31:05 PM): And then I'd tie you down and paint you black and red.
Sunstreaker (11:31:08 PM): AND MOLESTED BY THE SPACE SHUTTLE
Skywarp (11:31:10 PM): And everyone will mistake you for Dead End
Sunstreaker (11:31:17 PM): MAYBE HE'LL TRY TO DANCE WITH YOU
Sunstreaker (11:31:50 PM): I don't go around doing...whatever the hell he did to Slingshot.
Skywarp (11:31:51 PM): ... *BRAIN BREAKAGE BZZT, SKYWARP IS MALFUNCTIONING*
Skywarp (11:32:10 PM): EWWWWWWWWW
Sunstreaker (11:32:16 PM): Did you ever see him dance?
Sunstreaker (11:32:24 PM): Ratchet thought he was having a seizure
Skywarp (11:32:28 PM): I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE IT.
Skywarp (11:32:30 PM): SLAGGIT.
Sunstreaker (11:32:41 PM): I have video. ::smirk::
Skywarp (11:32:55 PM): ... I hate you.
Skywarp (11:33:20 PM): So much.
Sunstreaker (11:33:23 PM): No you don't.
Sunstreaker (11:33:33 PM): You are contractually obligated to love me.
Skywarp (11:33:38 PM): With the fires of a thousand exploding suns.
Skywarp (11:34:01 PM): ... pfft.
Sunstreaker (11:34:21 PM): Totally!
Skywarp (11:34:26 PM): Yeah yeah, but don't push your luck
Sunstreaker (11:34:38 PM): What's the worst you can do to me?
Skywarp (11:34:52 PM): Two words.
Sunstreaker (11:34:57 PM): You do anything to me, Runabout will give you his wibble face
Skywarp (11:35:20 PM): Painful. Spanking.
Sunstreaker (11:35:28 PM): Wait what?
Sunstreaker (11:35:34 PM): You can't do that!
Sunstreaker (11:35:38 PM): You totally can't do that!
Skywarp (11:35:43 PM): I WILL TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE AND SPANK YOU.
Skywarp (11:35:51 PM): IN A VERY PUBLIC AREA
Skywarp (11:35:53 PM): SEE IF I DON'T
Sunstreaker (11:36:09 PM): YOU TOTALLY WOULDN'T BECAUSE I'M SURE SOMEONE WOULD STOP YOU
Skywarp (11:36:28 PM): I'D STILL BE ABLE TO GET A FEW GOOD WHACKS IN BEFORE ANYONE COUDL TAKE ME DOWN
Skywarp (11:36:50 PM): *THREATENING BOOMY VOICE GOES HERE*
Sunstreaker (11:37:07 PM): You're not scary.
Sunstreaker (11:37:41 PM): I've had my hands up your afterburners. You screamed like a little girl. You're not scary at all.
Skywarp (11:37:41 PM): Says the sparkling who's going to get spanked and sent to the corner.
Sunstreaker (11:37:47 PM): Corner.
Skywarp (11:37:52 PM): Oh yeah.
Sunstreaker (11:37:55 PM): You're going to send me to the corner.
Sunstreaker (11:38:02 PM): Do I get to bring tequila?
Skywarp (11:38:05 PM): No.
Sunstreaker (11:38:06 PM): How about my boyfriend?
Sunstreaker (11:38:11 PM): How about your boyfriend?
Skywarp (11:38:26 PM): No. And no.
Sunstreaker (11:38:37 PM): Hmm...
Sunstreaker (11:39:30 PM): And why are you sending me to the corner?
Skywarp (11:39:58 PM): Because you are acting like a child and deserve to be treated like one.
Skywarp (11:40:07 PM): Although I guess I could try send ing you to bed without dinner in stead.
Sunstreaker (11:40:08 PM): I hear that a lot.
Skywarp (11:40:16 PM): You would.
Sunstreaker (11:40:23 PM): I do not ever hear exactly what I have done that is so wrong.
Skywarp (11:41:44 PM): Other than acting like a total ...
Skywarp (11:41:56 PM): *grumbles* Damnit, I'm not supposed to curse in front of the children.
Sunstreaker (11:42:10 PM): ::screechy:: I'm not a child!
Skywarp (11:42:30 PM): ... oh really.
Sunstreaker (11:44:00 PM): Am not am not am not!
Sunstreaker (11:44:07 PM): I get glue and tequila and everything.
Skywarp (11:44:14 PM): ... ARE TOO TIMES INFINITY
Sunstreaker (11:44:26 PM): Infin-what?
Skywarp (11:44:35 PM): I think I've proven my point.
Sunstreaker (11:44:46 PM): What point?
Skywarp (11:45:15 PM): That you're a slaggin' idiot-brained retard. *said with slight fondness*
Sunstreaker (11:45:25 PM): I am...okay, I am.
Sunstreaker (11:45:36 PM): Can I get that in writing?
Sunstreaker (11:45:45 PM): Most people don't believe me when I say I'm stupid.
Sunstreaker (11:46:12 PM): And then they expect me to act not-stupid.
Skywarp (11:46:28 PM): And don't they change their minds after talking with you for more than fifteen minutes?
Sunstreaker (11:46:30 PM): And then they get mad at me, even though I told them I'm stupid.
Sunstreaker (11:46:34 PM): Nope.
Sunstreaker (11:46:41 PM): Somehow, this is my fault.
Skywarp (11:48:48 PM): ... I'll go grab TC when we get home and write up a note for you. Stating that "Sunstreaker is officially retarded and should not be required to think to hard, because it hurts his processor. Also, he should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery."
Skywarp (11:48:58 PM): *heavy, heavy sarcasm*
Sunstreaker (11:49:00 PM): ...
Sunstreaker (11:49:04 PM): You are the mean one.
Sunstreaker (11:49:09 PM): They were right.
Skywarp (11:49:32 PM): I never said I wasn't.
Skywarp (11:49:46 PM): TC's the one who takes in all the scraplets. I just have to live with 'em. It's tough love.
Sunstreaker (11:49:58 PM): There's not that many!
Skywarp (11:50:34 PM): There's too many
Sunstreaker (11:50:47 PM): Just me and Blue and 'Bee and the wingling
Sunstreaker (11:50:52 PM): and Skydive and
Sunstreaker (11:51:18 PM): 'Bout and 'Muck and That Boyfriend Stealing Rat Bastard
Sunstreaker (11:51:41 PM): and Getsuei and Hook and okay there are a lot.
Sunstreaker (11:51:53 PM): But still!
Sunstreaker (11:52:13 PM): Except for That Boyfriend Stealing Rat Bastard they're not that bad!
Skywarp (11:52:50 PM): There's too many.
Skywarp (11:52:56 PM): *resigned sigh*
Skywarp (11:53:22 PM): And I can't get rid of any of you either *would be headdesking if he had a head. He'll make do with whining*
Sunstreaker (11:53:53 PM): No, you can't, because you love us.
Sunstreaker (11:53:55 PM): ::nodnod::
Sunstreaker (11:54:03 PM): ::is delusional or something::
Skywarp (11:54:23 PM): ... sure. If that keeps you happy.
Skywarp (11:54:36 PM): *big sweeping U-turn goes here*
Skywarp (11:54:58 PM): Okay, that mud's starting to get into my air foils. Home time.
Sunstreaker (11:55:05 PM): Good. I need a bath
Skywarp (11:55:38 PM): No slag, Sherlock.
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