Case Files of Laboratory 13: #2 Grimmjow Jaggerjack
Grimmjow Jaggerjack
We were introduced to this gem of a character in the beginnings of the Arrancar arc, with him skulking around and being a general endearing and rebellious jerk. He is Grimmjow Jaggerjack, man-with-a-hole-in-his-stomach. Love and bunnies everywhere. That is, love for blood, and eating bunnies. Raw.
He is an Arrancar. Number six espada in Aizen’s rank of hole-y people. His mask fragment looks like a headgear, but I. will. Resist.
Oh, and then he punches Ichigo’s face out. In ways Rukia could only dream of doing. And from then on, he became fandom’s new puppy: Rukia’s slightly demented, fetus-eating husband? Ulquiorra’s sekret ghey luvor? Aizen-sama’s personal masseuse? You name it, we got it.
But oh Grimmjow, Grimmjow. You poor, unfortunate slave of fandom. Crackinfusion wishes we can do you justice and write you a proper tribute, but alas, Jazzy and Danielle are cruel, cruel beings, and will, instead, poke fun at your empty sleeve.
His Haiku:
Mean, blind men with swords
are treacherous by nature
Poor, unaware arm
And now we bring you a Lab13 special.
Grimmjow Jaggerjack- Letters to an Arm
All emo-ness, OOC, spasmodic outbursts, romantic sparkly eyes, and casualties of RAGE intended.
Dear arm,
I killed and ate little children today. I wish you were there to help me. Breaking faces just isn’t as fun without you.
Missing you terribly,
Grimmjow
Dear arm,
If that Tousen asshole had cut off my other arm, I would be able to write fucking decently. But no! That blind fuck just went and cut off whichever arm he fucking wanted, usefulness levels be damned! The dumb, blind fuck-
Love,
Grimmjow
Dear arm,
Roses are red
Violets are violet
I like playing with my food and TOUSEN I'M GOING TO FUCKING TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING BLIND EYES AND F-
Dear arm.
I should've bought fucking insurance for you.
Dear arm,
that part of my back that I can't scratch because I could only reach that spot with my old arm was itching again today.
Damnit.
To my dearest left arm.
I miss you oh-so-very-much today.
How is hell?
Please write soon.
Dear Arm,
Fucking Gin brushed past my empty jacket sleeve on purpose again today.
'You probably didn't feel that but I apologize anyway.’
Fuckin' asshole"
Dear Arm,
Aizen-sama criticized my typing today. Which is FUCKING HARD with only one hand.
Bastards.
Yammy snickered so I deleted his fucking pr0n files. “Math.zip” my ass.
Dear Arm,
Do you miss my left shoulder?
It misses you.
<3
Dear Arm,
It was Thursday Night Dance Down again today.
It fucking sucks not being able to put your left hand in and take your left hand out.
It sucks even more when you can only make “IIII” during the YMCA.
I miss you.
Want to add your own? Comment and we'll add it. :D [Plz, spellcheckkay?]
1. Wicked_liz
Arm,
Fucking Luppi is a bitch
I should fucking cero his ass
I need to kill something
Wish u were here'
Grimmjaw
2. Spartydragon
Dear Livejournal Arm,
Today I crashed the girlcar’s slumber party. I didn’t even know they were having one! It pissed me off that I wasn’t invited. Bitches all know I do the best hair and make-up in all of Hueco Mundo! To add insult to injury, Ulquiorra was there instead, giving everyone emo comb-overs. UGH! It’s safe to say I fucked some shit up.
The worst part? Once I finally got one of them to talk, she told me it was because I only had one arm and couldn’t give a proper makeover anymore. ASDFGHJKL;QTERWOESBV;ASDJGB!!!!!!! What the hell happened to equal rights huh? Just 'cause I'm a disabled Espada doesn't mean I can't still do stuff. ARGH!
I hate Tousen. He ruins EVERYTHING.
And his Justice Tacos suck.
Ukelala is an emo pansy.
Better go, my shift at Taco Aizen starts in ten minutes.
♥ Grimmjow
P.S. At least I still have my shuvel. Aizen-sama ain't gettin' this one. ;)
3.grass_angel
Dear arm,
This is the last time I ask for help after taking a shower. Had to ask that queer-ass Octava to help me dry my back and hole. HE made a comment about which hole.
If I ever get you back, I'm gonna rip off his arms and ask him how's it like to have mold growing in his fucking hole.
4. Morphine_gloss
Dear Arm,
Never shoulda went back with that damn blind fuck...if only I hadn't ignored that fuckin' tingling in your fist...
...and *NOW* I can't even fuckin' tell when it's about to fuckin' rain... Damn him. Damn him AND both his arms.
Write back soon...or something...
Grimmi
5. amaranthine_xxx
Dear Arm,
That Tousen is so fuckin' arrogant... let's see him try to masturbate with one hand!
Missing you in more than one way...
GJ
PS: It's about time you fuckin' return my damn class ring.
See previous case files: Zaraki Kenpachi
We were introduced to this gem of a character in the beginnings of the Arrancar arc, with him skulking around and being a general endearing and rebellious jerk. He is Grimmjow Jaggerjack, man-with-a-hole-in-his-stomach. Love and bunnies everywhere. That is, love for blood, and eating bunnies. Raw.
He is an Arrancar. Number six espada in Aizen’s rank of hole-y people. His mask fragment looks like a headgear, but I. will. Resist.
Oh, and then he punches Ichigo’s face out. In ways Rukia could only dream of doing. And from then on, he became fandom’s new puppy: Rukia’s slightly demented, fetus-eating husband? Ulquiorra’s sekret ghey luvor? Aizen-sama’s personal masseuse? You name it, we got it.
But oh Grimmjow, Grimmjow. You poor, unfortunate slave of fandom. Crackinfusion wishes we can do you justice and write you a proper tribute, but alas, Jazzy and Danielle are cruel, cruel beings, and will, instead, poke fun at your empty sleeve.
His Haiku:
Mean, blind men with swords
are treacherous by nature
Poor, unaware arm
And now we bring you a Lab13 special.
Grimmjow Jaggerjack- Letters to an Arm
All emo-ness, OOC, spasmodic outbursts, romantic sparkly eyes, and casualties of RAGE intended.
Dear arm,
I killed and ate little children today. I wish you were there to help me. Breaking faces just isn’t as fun without you.
Missing you terribly,
Grimmjow
Dear arm,
If that Tousen asshole had cut off my other arm, I would be able to write fucking decently. But no! That blind fuck just went and cut off whichever arm he fucking wanted, usefulness levels be damned! The dumb, blind fuck-
Love,
Grimmjow
Dear arm,
Roses are red
Violets are violet
I like playing with my food and TOUSEN I'M GOING TO FUCKING TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING BLIND EYES AND F-
Dear arm.
I should've bought fucking insurance for you.
Dear arm,
that part of my back that I can't scratch because I could only reach that spot with my old arm was itching again today.
Damnit.
To my dearest left arm.
I miss you oh-so-very-much today.
How is hell?
Please write soon.
Dear Arm,
Fucking Gin brushed past my empty jacket sleeve on purpose again today.
'You probably didn't feel that but I apologize anyway.’
Fuckin' asshole"
Dear Arm,
Aizen-sama criticized my typing today. Which is FUCKING HARD with only one hand.
Bastards.
Yammy snickered so I deleted his fucking pr0n files. “Math.zip” my ass.
Dear Arm,
Do you miss my left shoulder?
It misses you.
<3
Dear Arm,
It was Thursday Night Dance Down again today.
It fucking sucks not being able to put your left hand in and take your left hand out.
It sucks even more when you can only make “IIII” during the YMCA.
I miss you.
Want to add your own? Comment and we'll add it. :D [Plz, spellcheckkay?]
1. Wicked_liz
Arm,
Fucking Luppi is a bitch
I should fucking cero his ass
I need to kill something
Wish u were here'
Grimmjaw
2. Spartydragon
Dear Livejournal Arm,
Today I crashed the girlcar’s slumber party. I didn’t even know they were having one! It pissed me off that I wasn’t invited. Bitches all know I do the best hair and make-up in all of Hueco Mundo! To add insult to injury, Ulquiorra was there instead, giving everyone emo comb-overs. UGH! It’s safe to say I fucked some shit up.
The worst part? Once I finally got one of them to talk, she told me it was because I only had one arm and couldn’t give a proper makeover anymore. ASDFGHJKL;QTERWOESBV;ASDJGB!!!!!!! What the hell happened to equal rights huh? Just 'cause I'm a disabled Espada doesn't mean I can't still do stuff. ARGH!
I hate Tousen. He ruins EVERYTHING.
And his Justice Tacos suck.
Ukelala is an emo pansy.
Better go, my shift at Taco Aizen starts in ten minutes.
♥ Grimmjow
P.S. At least I still have my shuvel. Aizen-sama ain't gettin' this one. ;)
3.grass_angel
Dear arm,
This is the last time I ask for help after taking a shower. Had to ask that queer-ass Octava to help me dry my back and hole. HE made a comment about which hole.
If I ever get you back, I'm gonna rip off his arms and ask him how's it like to have mold growing in his fucking hole.
4. Morphine_gloss
Dear Arm,
Never shoulda went back with that damn blind fuck...if only I hadn't ignored that fuckin' tingling in your fist...
...and *NOW* I can't even fuckin' tell when it's about to fuckin' rain... Damn him. Damn him AND both his arms.
Write back soon...or something...
Grimmi
5. amaranthine_xxx
Dear Arm,
That Tousen is so fuckin' arrogant... let's see him try to masturbate with one hand!
Missing you in more than one way...
GJ
PS: It's about time you fuckin' return my damn class ring.
See previous case files: Zaraki Kenpachi