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Tonight rocked!

Aug 04, 2004 02:35

There were three reasons why this evening/early morning rocked so hard:

1. Soggy Vag Superior getting inadvertently owned by his mother. Great job on that, homie! Loved the failing a song to run and find your mom to prevent her from seeing hevnsfalinangel! Best part being that she found her anyway! Gold star for you! (Petty, I know, but damn does he deserve ( Read more... )

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crazykat26 August 7 2004, 19:30:55 UTC

I told the people I work with about fucking someone in the mouth with a magazine. they thought it was kinda funny... I SO can't tell a Tiff story and have it come off funny... You must come so they can understand the awesomeness of you!
Sucks about the dentist. Fuck the fucking fuckers!
yer funny, write more!!! NOW, DAMMIT!!!

Fuck them, indeed! crackdealer August 7 2004, 23:45:22 UTC

Yes m'am! Right away, m'am! But remember: don't laugh with me, laugh at me. Trust me on this one. ::nods::

At some point I must journey to your home so that I can meet your Scientologist cats!

Re: Fuck them, indeed! crackdealer August 7 2004, 23:46:02 UTC

Hurray for not closing the italics tag!

Re: Fuck them, indeed! crazykat26 August 8 2004, 04:16:34 UTC

Yes, they are insane, one is posessed by the devil, I swear!!!

Re: Fuck them, indeed! halnewcome August 11 2004, 12:23:31 UTC

One of the italics tags? "[ / e m ]" is possessed by satan?

Re: Fuck them, indeed! crazykat26 August 11 2004, 18:04:25 UTC

Yes, the italic tags are possessed!! HAHAHA! No, i was talking about my evil scientologist cat.

Re: Fuck them, indeed! crackdealer August 12 2004, 01:22:40 UTC

Italics tags are fuckers! They don't even eat flies!

...Did either one of you get that reference? Huh? Huh?

Re: Fuck them, indeed! crazykat26 August 12 2004, 04:24:37 UTC

No, do I lose friendship points for that?

Re: Fuck them, indeed! halnewcome August 12 2004, 08:09:36 UTC

I don't get it, either. I submit that you suck. If me and some kat-person don't get it, it is too vague.

Re: Fuck them, indeed! crackdealer August 12 2004, 19:14:24 UTC

Eddie Izzard, fuckers! -100 friend points for both of you!
The only way you can get them back is to:
a.) Go find 'Dressed to Kill' and laugh and laugh and laugh
or
b.) Buy me a chimichanga

Now I'd say you could do both, but I don't want to make it too difficult for the both of you.

Re: Fuck them, indeed! halnewcome August 13 2004, 07:37:13 UTC

Can we both do the same one? I call chimichanga.

I once drove you somewhere. And another time we bowled.

Re: Fuck them, indeed! crackdealer August 14 2004, 07:19:08 UTC

Fine, you can both buy me one (1) chimichanga a piece. Chicken ones, prefferably. From that Cabo Mexican Grill next to Loew's. Or from Chi Chi's.

Driving and bowling are not good enough! Plus, you once stepped on my face. That was mean. ::sobs::

Re: Fuck them, indeed! halnewcome August 15 2004, 07:53:22 UTC

did i really? what a fucker!

You hurt my soul and stuff. crackdealer August 16 2004, 23:32:27 UTC

I farted on you, so guess that makes us even. ::glares::

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