Tonight rocked!
There were three reasons why this evening/early morning rocked so hard:
1. Soggy Vag Superior getting inadvertently owned by his mother. Great job on that, homie! Loved the failing a song to run and find your mom to prevent her from seeing hevnsfalinangel! Best part being that she found her anyway! Gold star for you! (Petty, I know, but damn does he deserve this point and laugh! ::points and laughs::)
2. The Bourne Supremacy: Rolled-up Magazine beating! Jeebus, I thought I was going to laugh my face right off. I wonder if it was Time, Newsweek, or U.S News? It had to be jam packed with pressing national and international news for that kind of damage. Best. Fight. Ever.
3. Tifa: ::insane cackling and pointing at Charla::
Charla: Fuck you in the mouth with a magazine!
Tifa: ::laughs until she cries and her stomach hurts::
Honorable mention goes to Jason Bourne's 'first time' story: "It was my first time. Your father was supposed to be alone. But then your mom came in." Bourne + Mr. Neski + Mrs. Neski forevah, OMFG!
I laughed so goddamn much this evening, I should have rock hard abs.
Update at 10:50 AM: Guess what? The dentists didn't even remove the wisdom tooth that was rotting. Shouldn't that have been priority #1? I'm glad they have my well-being in mind.
1. Soggy Vag Superior getting inadvertently owned by his mother. Great job on that, homie! Loved the failing a song to run and find your mom to prevent her from seeing hevnsfalinangel! Best part being that she found her anyway! Gold star for you! (Petty, I know, but damn does he deserve this point and laugh! ::points and laughs::)
2. The Bourne Supremacy: Rolled-up Magazine beating! Jeebus, I thought I was going to laugh my face right off. I wonder if it was Time, Newsweek, or U.S News? It had to be jam packed with pressing national and international news for that kind of damage. Best. Fight. Ever.
3. Tifa: ::insane cackling and pointing at Charla::
Charla: Fuck you in the mouth with a magazine!
Tifa: ::laughs until she cries and her stomach hurts::
Honorable mention goes to Jason Bourne's 'first time' story: "It was my first time. Your father was supposed to be alone. But then your mom came in." Bourne + Mr. Neski + Mrs. Neski forevah, OMFG!
I laughed so goddamn much this evening, I should have rock hard abs.
Update at 10:50 AM: Guess what? The dentists didn't even remove the wisdom tooth that was rotting. Shouldn't that have been priority #1? I'm glad they have my well-being in mind.