Penisface

Jan 17, 2008 19:00



Penisface: Oh, it's been so lonely ever since I was inexplicably resurected

Penisface:Only my dog, Parravacinio has kept me sane


*Sound of dog leaving*


Penisface: Well...screw you, pooch


Penisface: Welp, might as well go bug the doctor


Martha: Well it sure was fun on the mexican ballroom dance planet


Doctor: Yes! Now lets go to-


DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
BATMAN
WELL NO
IT'S PENISFACE
HE SHOWS UP

Penisface:Doctor, I challenge you to a fight!


Doctor&Martha: GASP


Doctor:You're on!


*RANDOM GRASSY KNOLL TO FIGHT IN*


Penisface:I'm gonna win this doctor!!


Penisface: I know your one weakness!


Doctor: Not-!


Penisface:Yes!


*PREPARES TO FLING*


*FLING*


Doctor:DECORATIVE PILLOWS


Martha: WTF?


Martha: Fuck this shit, I'm calling for help


Martha:By the power of...EARTH


SHORT SHORTS


LESBIANS


BASEBALL


BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
I AM.......

A GIANT PIG




*SQUISH*


THE END

doctor who, eve, nonfic, crack

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