The first day Equius Zahhak met Vriska Serket, he waved to her from Arthours back. She stuck her tongue out at him, he assumed she didn't want to speak to him. He was used to that ( Read more... )

On a standard run through the galactic core, a standard dock for engine refurbish and core replacements and crew 'turnover,' they take you offline. It's a surprise, not marked in the maintenance schedules, and you spit and hiss ineffection, drythroated suggestions for what that bitch can do with her own fork as the tech sends the pilot into ( Read more... )

( bluh )

nope nope nope nope

( nope )

"No," Ike said flatly, not looking up from The Hamlet as he slouched lower in the uncomfortable wooden chairs that seemed to make up the vast majority of South Park Public Library's available seating. Keeping his eyes firmly on the the text, he ignored the physical presence sitting across the table, determined to acknowledge as little of the ( Read more... )

( Keeping the peace in Smileytown )

( In which The Cows are totally going to win this Saturday )

( Smileytown )

( bromance )

( First fic in a looongass time )