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FIC WE WROTE FOR EVE.
Alphashinigami: WRITE ME A STORY
sconeishawt: OKAY
sconeishawt: ONCE UPON A TIME
Alphashinigami: YAY
sconeishawt: YET AGAIN THE DOCTOR HAD BROKEN PENISFACE'S HEART BY RUNNING OFF WITH THAT HUSSY THE MASTER
sconeishawt: PENISFACE WAS VERY VERY SAD AT THIS
sconeishawt: AND TOOK TO CRYING INTO HIS PILLOW AND EATING CHOCOLATES
sconeishawt: BUT THEN PENISFACE HAD A VERY GOOD IDEA
sconeishawt: HE WOULD WIN THE DOCTOR BACK THROUGH JEALOUSY
Alphashinigami: OH MAN
sconeishawt: NOW ALL HE NEEDED WAS A HOT BOYFRIEND OF HIS OWN, SO THE DOCTOR WOULD REALIZE WHAT A GOOD CATCH HE WAS AND BE REALLY JEALOUS
Alphashinigami: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFF
Alphashinigami: IN BOLD
sconeishawt: SO PENISFACE WENT TO THE SEEDIEST GAY BAR HE COULD FIND, KNOWING ONLY THE GAYEST MAN IN THE WORLD COULD LOVE HIM FOR HIS FACE-PENII
sconeishawt: AND THERE, DANCING DRUNKENLY ON TOP OF THE BAR, WAS ZEKE.
sconeishawt: IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
sconeishawt: THE END
Alphashinigami: FFFFFFFFFFFFFLDJKFLSDKF
Alphashinigami: THAT WAS A STORY OF TRUE LOVE
sconeishawt: I'M SENDING THIS TO EVE LATER
Alphashinigami: A+++++ WOULD CANON AGAIN
sconeishawt: HAY
sconeishawt: WRITE ME A STORY
Alphashinigami: OKAY
Alphashinigami: ONCE UPON A TIME
Alphashinigami: IN A GLORIOUS SEQUAL
Alphashinigami: PENISFACE WAS HAPPILY IN LOVE
sconeishawt: HAHAHAHA YEY
Alphashinigami: EVERY DAY HE WOULD WAKE UP AND SERVE ZEKE BREAKFAST IN BED
Alphashinigami: MADE UP OF AN ORANGE AND PANCAKES, LOVINGLY ROLLED FLAT WITH HIS FACE PENII
Alphashinigami: THEY WERE VERY HANDY FOR COOKING.
sconeishawt: HAHAHH GOD
Alphashinigami: ZEKE WOULD PISSILY DEMMAND A GLASS OF MILK, AND PENISFACE WAS HAPPY TO FETCH IT FOR HIM.
Alphashinigami: ZEKE BOUGHT PENISFACE ALL SORTS OF NICE THINGS
Alphashinigami: LIKE NECKLACES AND BLONDE WIGS AND RINGS FOR HIS FACE PENII
Alphashinigami: PENISFACE NEVER ASKED WHERE HE GOT THE MONEY FOR IT
Alphashinigami: BECAUSE IF HE DIDN'T ASK THEN ZEKE DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT IT, AND THEY NEVER EVER KEPT SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER
Alphashinigami: BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOOOOOOOOOOOVE
sconeishawt: PFFRRRTTT
Alphashinigami: ONE DAY, WHILE EATING AT APPLEBEE'S, PENISFACE SPOTTED THE DOCTOR AND THE MASTER AT THE NEXT TABLE OVER!
Alphashinigami: "OH NO," PENISFACE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF, FLUFFING UP HIS NEW WIG AND FRANTICALLY DECIDING WHAT TO DO.
sconeishawt: APPLEBEES = CLASSY DATE RIGHT THAR
Alphashinigami: THE DOCTOR LOOKED SO HAPPY WITH THE MASTER, AS HIS BOYFRIEND TAUNTED AND HYPNOTIZED THE WAITRESSES INTO BRINGING THEM BANANA DAQUIRIES
Alphashinigami: ZEKE OF COURSE DETECTED HIS PENISY BOYFRIEND'S DISTRESS, AND STORMED OVER TO THE TABLE
Alphashinigami: HE DEMANDED THAT THEY LEAVE SINCE THEY WERE DISTRESSING HIS DATE. BEFORE HE PUNCHED THEM BOTH IN THE FACE AND STOLE THEIR MONEY
Alphashinigami: THE MASTER WOULD HAVE NONE OF THIS BULLSHIT, AND INSISTED THAT THEY HAVE A THROWDOWN
Alphashinigami: IF ZEKE WON, HE WOULD GET A STACK OF MONEYS THAT THE MASTER HAD KEPT FROM HIS STINT AS PRIME MINISTER
Alphashinigami: BUT IF HE LOST, THEN HE WOULD BE IMPRISONED IN THE TARDIS FOREVER AND POKED WITH A STICK FOR FUN WHILE THE MASTER DANCED AND WATCHED TELETUBBIES
Alphashinigami: AS THEY GOT READY FOR THE THROWDOWN, PENISFACE WAS TORN
Alphashinigami: ON THE ONE HAND, ZEKE WINNING AND HUMILIATING THE MASTER WOULD MEAN THAT HE HAD A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN THE DOCTOR
Alphashinigami: AND THEN THE DOCTOR'D BE JEALLOUS
sconeishawt: YAY
Alphashinigami: BUT IF HE LOST, THEN HE WOULD NEVER SEE THE ONE PERSON WHO WOULD SUCK HIS PENISFACE EVER AGAIN
Alphashinigami: AND HE WOULD BE SAD
Alphashinigami: AND SO THE THROWDOWN BEGIN
Alphashinigami: AND THE MASTER WON IN .4 SECONDS
Alphashinigami: BY HYPNOTIZING ZEKE INTO SUCKING EVERYONE'S COCK IN THE ROOM
Alphashinigami: WHILE PRETENDING TO BE A TELETUBBY
sconeishawt: LULS
Alphashinigami: AND SO THE MASTER BOUGHT THE DOCTOR A CELEBRATORY NACHO PLATTER
Alphashinigami: AND COMMANDED ZEKE TO GTF IN THE TARDIS AND GET READY FOR SOME POKING. AND BY POKING I MEAN SPANKING.
Alphashinigami: PENISFACE BEGAN TO CRY BIG, WET, CREAMY TEARS, GETTING HIS PRETTY DRESS ALL DIRTY.
Alphashinigami: THINGS HAD BEEN GOING SO WELL
Alphashinigami: MAYBE HE WAS JUST MEANT TO BE LONELY. AND A PENISFACE.
Alphashinigami: THE DOCTOR SIGHED TO HIMSELF. REALLY, NOBODY WANTED A CRYING DALEK-HUMAN AROUND. IT WAS JUST TOO DEPRESSING.
Alphashinigami: AND SO OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART, THE DOCTOR TOLD THE MASTER TO LET ZEKE GO.
Alphashinigami: AND IN EXCHANGE, HE'D DO THAT THING WITH A BANANA AND HIS TONGUE AND THE RED CONVERSES.
sconeishawt: GOD XP
Alphashinigami: THE MASTER THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND FINALLY AGREED. THE DOCTOR DOING THAT THING WAS WAY MORE SEXY THAN FUCKING ZEKE BITCHING AT THEM FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Alphashinigami: AND SO THE DOCTOR AND THE MASTER RODE OFF IN THE TARDIS, LEAVING ZEKE AND PENISFACE ALONE AT APPLEBEES
sconeishawt: THEY SHOULD GET DESSERT XD
Alphashinigami: AND SO ZEKE DEMANDED THAT EVERYONE PAY HIM FOR THE BLOWJOBS THAT HE JUST GAVE
Alphashinigami: AND WITH THE MONEY, HE BOUGHT PENISFACE A YUMMY CHOCOLATE PIE FOR DESERT
Alphashinigami: THE END
sconeishawt: YAY
Alphashinigami: WRITE ME A STORY
sconeishawt: OKAY
sconeishawt: ONCE UPON A TIME
Alphashinigami: YAY
sconeishawt: YET AGAIN THE DOCTOR HAD BROKEN PENISFACE'S HEART BY RUNNING OFF WITH THAT HUSSY THE MASTER
sconeishawt: PENISFACE WAS VERY VERY SAD AT THIS
sconeishawt: AND TOOK TO CRYING INTO HIS PILLOW AND EATING CHOCOLATES
sconeishawt: BUT THEN PENISFACE HAD A VERY GOOD IDEA
sconeishawt: HE WOULD WIN THE DOCTOR BACK THROUGH JEALOUSY
Alphashinigami: OH MAN
sconeishawt: NOW ALL HE NEEDED WAS A HOT BOYFRIEND OF HIS OWN, SO THE DOCTOR WOULD REALIZE WHAT A GOOD CATCH HE WAS AND BE REALLY JEALOUS
Alphashinigami: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFF
Alphashinigami: IN BOLD
sconeishawt: SO PENISFACE WENT TO THE SEEDIEST GAY BAR HE COULD FIND, KNOWING ONLY THE GAYEST MAN IN THE WORLD COULD LOVE HIM FOR HIS FACE-PENII
sconeishawt: AND THERE, DANCING DRUNKENLY ON TOP OF THE BAR, WAS ZEKE.
sconeishawt: IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
sconeishawt: THE END
Alphashinigami: FFFFFFFFFFFFFLDJKFLSDKF
Alphashinigami: THAT WAS A STORY OF TRUE LOVE
sconeishawt: I'M SENDING THIS TO EVE LATER
Alphashinigami: A+++++ WOULD CANON AGAIN
sconeishawt: HAY
sconeishawt: WRITE ME A STORY
Alphashinigami: OKAY
Alphashinigami: ONCE UPON A TIME
Alphashinigami: IN A GLORIOUS SEQUAL
Alphashinigami: PENISFACE WAS HAPPILY IN LOVE
sconeishawt: HAHAHAHA YEY
Alphashinigami: EVERY DAY HE WOULD WAKE UP AND SERVE ZEKE BREAKFAST IN BED
Alphashinigami: MADE UP OF AN ORANGE AND PANCAKES, LOVINGLY ROLLED FLAT WITH HIS FACE PENII
Alphashinigami: THEY WERE VERY HANDY FOR COOKING.
sconeishawt: HAHAHH GOD
Alphashinigami: ZEKE WOULD PISSILY DEMMAND A GLASS OF MILK, AND PENISFACE WAS HAPPY TO FETCH IT FOR HIM.
Alphashinigami: ZEKE BOUGHT PENISFACE ALL SORTS OF NICE THINGS
Alphashinigami: LIKE NECKLACES AND BLONDE WIGS AND RINGS FOR HIS FACE PENII
Alphashinigami: PENISFACE NEVER ASKED WHERE HE GOT THE MONEY FOR IT
Alphashinigami: BECAUSE IF HE DIDN'T ASK THEN ZEKE DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT IT, AND THEY NEVER EVER KEPT SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER
Alphashinigami: BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOOOOOOOOOOOVE
sconeishawt: PFFRRRTTT
Alphashinigami: ONE DAY, WHILE EATING AT APPLEBEE'S, PENISFACE SPOTTED THE DOCTOR AND THE MASTER AT THE NEXT TABLE OVER!
Alphashinigami: "OH NO," PENISFACE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF, FLUFFING UP HIS NEW WIG AND FRANTICALLY DECIDING WHAT TO DO.
sconeishawt: APPLEBEES = CLASSY DATE RIGHT THAR
Alphashinigami: THE DOCTOR LOOKED SO HAPPY WITH THE MASTER, AS HIS BOYFRIEND TAUNTED AND HYPNOTIZED THE WAITRESSES INTO BRINGING THEM BANANA DAQUIRIES
Alphashinigami: ZEKE OF COURSE DETECTED HIS PENISY BOYFRIEND'S DISTRESS, AND STORMED OVER TO THE TABLE
Alphashinigami: HE DEMANDED THAT THEY LEAVE SINCE THEY WERE DISTRESSING HIS DATE. BEFORE HE PUNCHED THEM BOTH IN THE FACE AND STOLE THEIR MONEY
Alphashinigami: THE MASTER WOULD HAVE NONE OF THIS BULLSHIT, AND INSISTED THAT THEY HAVE A THROWDOWN
Alphashinigami: IF ZEKE WON, HE WOULD GET A STACK OF MONEYS THAT THE MASTER HAD KEPT FROM HIS STINT AS PRIME MINISTER
Alphashinigami: BUT IF HE LOST, THEN HE WOULD BE IMPRISONED IN THE TARDIS FOREVER AND POKED WITH A STICK FOR FUN WHILE THE MASTER DANCED AND WATCHED TELETUBBIES
Alphashinigami: AS THEY GOT READY FOR THE THROWDOWN, PENISFACE WAS TORN
Alphashinigami: ON THE ONE HAND, ZEKE WINNING AND HUMILIATING THE MASTER WOULD MEAN THAT HE HAD A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN THE DOCTOR
Alphashinigami: AND THEN THE DOCTOR'D BE JEALLOUS
sconeishawt: YAY
Alphashinigami: BUT IF HE LOST, THEN HE WOULD NEVER SEE THE ONE PERSON WHO WOULD SUCK HIS PENISFACE EVER AGAIN
Alphashinigami: AND HE WOULD BE SAD
Alphashinigami: AND SO THE THROWDOWN BEGIN
Alphashinigami: AND THE MASTER WON IN .4 SECONDS
Alphashinigami: BY HYPNOTIZING ZEKE INTO SUCKING EVERYONE'S COCK IN THE ROOM
Alphashinigami: WHILE PRETENDING TO BE A TELETUBBY
sconeishawt: LULS
Alphashinigami: AND SO THE MASTER BOUGHT THE DOCTOR A CELEBRATORY NACHO PLATTER
Alphashinigami: AND COMMANDED ZEKE TO GTF IN THE TARDIS AND GET READY FOR SOME POKING. AND BY POKING I MEAN SPANKING.
Alphashinigami: PENISFACE BEGAN TO CRY BIG, WET, CREAMY TEARS, GETTING HIS PRETTY DRESS ALL DIRTY.
Alphashinigami: THINGS HAD BEEN GOING SO WELL
Alphashinigami: MAYBE HE WAS JUST MEANT TO BE LONELY. AND A PENISFACE.
Alphashinigami: THE DOCTOR SIGHED TO HIMSELF. REALLY, NOBODY WANTED A CRYING DALEK-HUMAN AROUND. IT WAS JUST TOO DEPRESSING.
Alphashinigami: AND SO OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART, THE DOCTOR TOLD THE MASTER TO LET ZEKE GO.
Alphashinigami: AND IN EXCHANGE, HE'D DO THAT THING WITH A BANANA AND HIS TONGUE AND THE RED CONVERSES.
sconeishawt: GOD XP
Alphashinigami: THE MASTER THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND FINALLY AGREED. THE DOCTOR DOING THAT THING WAS WAY MORE SEXY THAN FUCKING ZEKE BITCHING AT THEM FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Alphashinigami: AND SO THE DOCTOR AND THE MASTER RODE OFF IN THE TARDIS, LEAVING ZEKE AND PENISFACE ALONE AT APPLEBEES
sconeishawt: THEY SHOULD GET DESSERT XD
Alphashinigami: AND SO ZEKE DEMANDED THAT EVERYONE PAY HIM FOR THE BLOWJOBS THAT HE JUST GAVE
Alphashinigami: AND WITH THE MONEY, HE BOUGHT PENISFACE A YUMMY CHOCOLATE PIE FOR DESERT
Alphashinigami: THE END
sconeishawt: YAY