The SGC's Automated Phone System by mardahin (Gen)
Fandom: SG-1
Pairing: Gen
Length: 1311
Author on LJ:
Author Website: DW
Why this must be read:
Thank you for calling Stargate Command, located in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado, USA. Standard business hours are 0800-1600 MST. If it is currently during those hours and you have reached this system, the facillity is currently dealing with an intergalactic crisis. However, your call is important to us.
This is not so much a "fic" as much a script for what Stargate Command's automated answering machine could sound like, in all its utter thoroughness. If I found myself caught on it, I'd probably be the person pressing 0 just trying to get an operator, but considering how the system is set up, there might be no escaping it.
The SGC's Automated Phone System
Pairing: Gen
Length: 1311
Author on LJ:
Author Website: DW
Why this must be read:
Thank you for calling Stargate Command, located in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado, USA. Standard business hours are 0800-1600 MST. If it is currently during those hours and you have reached this system, the facillity is currently dealing with an intergalactic crisis. However, your call is important to us.
This is not so much a "fic" as much a script for what Stargate Command's automated answering machine could sound like, in all its utter thoroughness. If I found myself caught on it, I'd probably be the person pressing 0 just trying to get an operator, but considering how the system is set up, there might be no escaping it.
The SGC's Automated Phone System