Things Perry Knows, by alchemistc (PG-13)
Fandom: KISS KISS BANG BANG
Pairing: Harry/Harmony
Length: 840
Author on LJ: alchemistc
Author Website: Fic tag
Why this must be read:
I'm a total sucker for pairings that don't work. Harry and Harmony don't work. And they probably never could. Things Perry Knows goes into why Harry and Harmony don't work, and has the added bonus of being a rare Perry-POV fic. Well, it's Perry-POV in third person, but close enough. But regardless, Perry knows things. He knows how messed up Harmony is, he knows how much of a hopeless idealist Harry is, and he knows he wants to knock both their heads together.
It also draws a great comparison between Harry and a kicked puppy, which could not possibly be any more accurate.
Things Perry Knows