The Mysterious Tube of Lube by Cryptictac (NC-17)
Fandom: HOUSE
Pairing: House/Wilson
Author Website: Story found at The House Fanfiction Archive
Why this must be read:
Because every fandom needs to be able to laugh at itself and the liberties it takes with canon.
Wilson: Oh god, House, I am an anal virgin but your one, two, three fingers up my ass feels so good, even though I've always considered myself to be straight and even though none of my one, two, three wives has ever fingered my ass before in my life.
House: I must put my cock in you now. Oh, look. [withdraws fingers and points at nightstand] How about that? I've never had anal sex in my life and I not only know what I'm doing, I also have a bottle of lube waiting for me to use so I can slick my cock up and pound into you like a plumber on a bad plunger day.
The Mysterious Tube of Lube
Pairing: House/Wilson
Author Website: Story found at The House Fanfiction Archive
Why this must be read:
Because every fandom needs to be able to laugh at itself and the liberties it takes with canon.
Wilson: Oh god, House, I am an anal virgin but your one, two, three fingers up my ass feels so good, even though I've always considered myself to be straight and even though none of my one, two, three wives has ever fingered my ass before in my life.
House: I must put my cock in you now. Oh, look. [withdraws fingers and points at nightstand] How about that? I've never had anal sex in my life and I not only know what I'm doing, I also have a bottle of lube waiting for me to use so I can slick my cock up and pound into you like a plumber on a bad plunger day.
The Mysterious Tube of Lube