Fandom: HOUSE
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As laughter is the best medicine, I thought I'd end the month with a couple of short, funny recs. House is missing, and the ducklings find that Wilson is seemingly even better at deduction than House...
"If you go through the kitchens you'll see a door marked ELECTRICAL METERS just passed the cold storage locker. Go through it and down the hallway until you come to a door with a sign that says 'Mr. Reynolds' Office'. I think it's some kind of a joke. There's a small patio behind that door, not an office," he said. "There's a shade tree and a plastic chair and the staff goes out there for smoke breaks."
Three jaws went slack, and three pairs of eyes widened in surprise. "You," Chase flailed for words, "you - know where he is from - from my telling you about the patient?" They'd seen House diagnose a patient from merely looking at their shoes but to have Wilson instantly know House's whereabouts from learning the particulars of their newest case seemed to short-circuit their abilities to function.
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