Canadians VS Americans
My Canadian friend Tony decided to show this to me. I thought it was rather funny, so I wanted to post this on here... and I can't wait for any comments I might get. ~LOL~ Enjoy.
Why Canadians are better than Americans
1.Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone.anywhere.EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17.Hudsons Bay Companay once owned over 10%of the earths surface and is still known as the worlds oldest company
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro,
zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
26. Our beer kicks ass
27. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts...
27. And we don't bomb our allies.
28. oh yeah... and our elections only take one day. AND we are the second biggest counrty in the world (U.S. is NOT first...or third for that matter)