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Karkat sleeps, badly, on a couch. He has nightmares. (He always has nightmares.)
He's awoken by a blinging noise coming from his sylladex. Shit. He'd signed into Trollian to check his personal timeline, verifying that time in the Medium had frozen while he was here, and forgotten to shut off the time-travelling chat client before lying down. Now some asshole is messaging him. He deploys his hands-free computing device, which clings to the side of his face, crab-like, and checks the screen.
♋!
What. No. Fuck that. He doesn't even want to talk to this fucker right now. He's trying to sleep. He rolls back over, pummels the cushion a little, and tries to sleep through the persistent bleating.
♋! ♋! ♋! ♋!♋!♋!♋!♋!
AUGH FINE.
--future carcinoGeneticist [FGC] began trolling current carcinoGeneticist [CCG]
FCG: HEY
FCG: DOUCHEBAG.
FCG: READ THIS RIGHT NOW YOU BULGE-BITING FUCK
FCG: I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE, I REMEMBER
FCG: WHY AM I UNIFORMLY SUCH A HUGE PRICK IN THE PAST WHEN I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IN THE PRESENT I AM THE BEST BEYOND ALL DISPUTE
FCG: STOP IGNORING YOURSELF AND ANSWER THE MESSAGE
FCG: YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP
FCG: YOUR PATHETIC DISPLAY IS FOOLING NO ONE
CCG: SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING THIRD VESTIGIAL ORAL SPHINCTER, WHAT
CCG: WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY WANT THAT'S SO GRUBFUCKING IMPORTANT THAT WON'T HAPPEN ON ITS OWN ANYWAY WITHOUT YOUR SHITHEADED INTERVENTION
CCG: AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST GODDAMN REMEMBER HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO ANSWER AND BITE DOWN HARD ON YOUR OWN BULGE AND WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN INSTEAD OF SHITTING ALL OVER MY PRONE THORAX
CCG: WOW I WONDER WHY I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO MY FUTURE SELF
FCG: LOOK
CCG: WHEN HE IS UNIFORMLY SUCH A GODDAMN ASSHOLE THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
FCG: JUST SHUT UP
CCG: IT'S LIKE I'M ON A PATH TO CONTINUOUSLY BECOME A BIGGER ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME
FCG: SHUT UP AND GET SCHOOLFED BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
CCG: I GUESS WHEN YOU'VE HIT THE PEAK OF PERFECTION A DECLINE IS INEVITABLE BUT IT'S DEPRESSING AS SHIT TO KNOW I'M ON A GREASED SLIDE DOWN INTO BEING AN OBSTREPEROUS NOOKSNIFFER
FCG: OKAY FUCK THIS
FCG: I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE INSIDE TRACK ON SOME OF THIS HEINOUS MILLIWAYS HORSESHIT BUT I GUESS NOW YOU CAN JUST FUCKING COPE WITH IT AS BALES OF HUMAN IDIOCY ARE LAUNCHED CONTINUOUSLY DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE
FCG: NO SKIN OFF MY BULGE
CCG: IT'S THE SAME BULGE YOU GODDAMN RETARD
FCG: WELL IT ALREADY HAPPENED TO ME
CCG: THEN YOU KNOW ALREADY THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT THIS CONVERSATION WOULD GO WELL
CCG: AND THAT I AM GOING TO WIND UP ENDURING WHATEVER RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES YOU'RE CURRENTLY VIEWING RETROSPECTIVELY
CCG: WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT
FCG: I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO PAY YOU BACK FOR BEING SUCH AN ABYSMAL GRUBFUCKER IN THIS CONVERSATION
FCG: FROM BOTH SIDES
FCG: AND DEPRIVING ME OF A LOT OF USEFUL INFORMATION I COULD HAVE USED
FCG: THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND WHEN I OPENED THE CLIENT, THAT I WOULD TROLL YOU FOR THE IDIOTIC BULLSHIT THAT JUST WENT DOWN
FCG: LIKE, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT
FCG: HOW STUPID AND UNNECESSARY THIS WAS
FCG: AND HOW EASILY IT COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF EITHER OF US WASN'T A RAGING SHITBAG
FCG: BUT NO, HERE WE ARE
CCG: SO THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT WE DESERVE
FCG: HUH
CCG: YEAH
FCG: WELL
FCG: FUCK YOU ANYWAY
FCG: YOU DESERVE TO HAVE IT HAPPEN TO YOU
FCG: THAT'S CLEAR TO ME NOW
CCG: OKAY I THINK WE'VE TIED THIS ONE UP
CCG: I'M NOT EVEN ANGRY I'M JUST KIND OF
FCG: DEMORALIZED
CCG: YEAH
FCG: YEAH I REMEMBER THAT
FCG: LOOK
FCG: HERE'S AT LEAST ONE PRO-TIP FROM A SUPERSTAR
FCG: THERE ARE ROOMS UPSTAIRS NUMPNUTS
FCG: YOU CAN EVEN GET A RECUPERACOON
FCG: GET SOME REAL SLEEP FOR A CHANGE
FCG: JUST TALK TO THE BAR
CCG: OH
CCG: OKAY
CCG: THANKS
CCG: BUT I'M STILL GOING TO BLOCK YOU BECAUSE THIS WAS A HIDEOUS EXPERIENCE I NEVER WANT TO REPEAT
FCG: UNDERSTOOD.
FCG: BUT.
FCG: YOU WILL.
current carcinoGeneticist [CG] blocked future carcinoGeneticist [CG]
He's awoken by a blinging noise coming from his sylladex. Shit. He'd signed into Trollian to check his personal timeline, verifying that time in the Medium had frozen while he was here, and forgotten to shut off the time-travelling chat client before lying down. Now some asshole is messaging him. He deploys his hands-free computing device, which clings to the side of his face, crab-like, and checks the screen.
♋!
What. No. Fuck that. He doesn't even want to talk to this fucker right now. He's trying to sleep. He rolls back over, pummels the cushion a little, and tries to sleep through the persistent bleating.
♋! ♋! ♋! ♋!♋!♋!♋!♋!
AUGH FINE.
--future carcinoGeneticist [FGC] began trolling current carcinoGeneticist [CCG]
FCG: HEY
FCG: DOUCHEBAG.
FCG: READ THIS RIGHT NOW YOU BULGE-BITING FUCK
FCG: I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE, I REMEMBER
FCG: WHY AM I UNIFORMLY SUCH A HUGE PRICK IN THE PAST WHEN I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IN THE PRESENT I AM THE BEST BEYOND ALL DISPUTE
FCG: STOP IGNORING YOURSELF AND ANSWER THE MESSAGE
FCG: YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP
FCG: YOUR PATHETIC DISPLAY IS FOOLING NO ONE
CCG: SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING THIRD VESTIGIAL ORAL SPHINCTER, WHAT
CCG: WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY WANT THAT'S SO GRUBFUCKING IMPORTANT THAT WON'T HAPPEN ON ITS OWN ANYWAY WITHOUT YOUR SHITHEADED INTERVENTION
CCG: AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST GODDAMN REMEMBER HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO ANSWER AND BITE DOWN HARD ON YOUR OWN BULGE AND WAIT FOR IT TO HAPPEN INSTEAD OF SHITTING ALL OVER MY PRONE THORAX
CCG: WOW I WONDER WHY I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO MY FUTURE SELF
FCG: LOOK
CCG: WHEN HE IS UNIFORMLY SUCH A GODDAMN ASSHOLE THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
FCG: JUST SHUT UP
CCG: IT'S LIKE I'M ON A PATH TO CONTINUOUSLY BECOME A BIGGER ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME
FCG: SHUT UP AND GET SCHOOLFED BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
CCG: I GUESS WHEN YOU'VE HIT THE PEAK OF PERFECTION A DECLINE IS INEVITABLE BUT IT'S DEPRESSING AS SHIT TO KNOW I'M ON A GREASED SLIDE DOWN INTO BEING AN OBSTREPEROUS NOOKSNIFFER
FCG: OKAY FUCK THIS
FCG: I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE INSIDE TRACK ON SOME OF THIS HEINOUS MILLIWAYS HORSESHIT BUT I GUESS NOW YOU CAN JUST FUCKING COPE WITH IT AS BALES OF HUMAN IDIOCY ARE LAUNCHED CONTINUOUSLY DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE
FCG: NO SKIN OFF MY BULGE
CCG: IT'S THE SAME BULGE YOU GODDAMN RETARD
FCG: WELL IT ALREADY HAPPENED TO ME
CCG: THEN YOU KNOW ALREADY THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT THIS CONVERSATION WOULD GO WELL
CCG: AND THAT I AM GOING TO WIND UP ENDURING WHATEVER RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES YOU'RE CURRENTLY VIEWING RETROSPECTIVELY
CCG: WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT
FCG: I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO PAY YOU BACK FOR BEING SUCH AN ABYSMAL GRUBFUCKER IN THIS CONVERSATION
FCG: FROM BOTH SIDES
FCG: AND DEPRIVING ME OF A LOT OF USEFUL INFORMATION I COULD HAVE USED
FCG: THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND WHEN I OPENED THE CLIENT, THAT I WOULD TROLL YOU FOR THE IDIOTIC BULLSHIT THAT JUST WENT DOWN
FCG: LIKE, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT
FCG: HOW STUPID AND UNNECESSARY THIS WAS
FCG: AND HOW EASILY IT COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF EITHER OF US WASN'T A RAGING SHITBAG
FCG: BUT NO, HERE WE ARE
CCG: SO THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT WE DESERVE
FCG: HUH
CCG: YEAH
FCG: WELL
FCG: FUCK YOU ANYWAY
FCG: YOU DESERVE TO HAVE IT HAPPEN TO YOU
FCG: THAT'S CLEAR TO ME NOW
CCG: OKAY I THINK WE'VE TIED THIS ONE UP
CCG: I'M NOT EVEN ANGRY I'M JUST KIND OF
FCG: DEMORALIZED
CCG: YEAH
FCG: YEAH I REMEMBER THAT
FCG: LOOK
FCG: HERE'S AT LEAST ONE PRO-TIP FROM A SUPERSTAR
FCG: THERE ARE ROOMS UPSTAIRS NUMPNUTS
FCG: YOU CAN EVEN GET A RECUPERACOON
FCG: GET SOME REAL SLEEP FOR A CHANGE
FCG: JUST TALK TO THE BAR
CCG: OH
CCG: OKAY
CCG: THANKS
CCG: BUT I'M STILL GOING TO BLOCK YOU BECAUSE THIS WAS A HIDEOUS EXPERIENCE I NEVER WANT TO REPEAT
FCG: UNDERSTOOD.
FCG: BUT.
FCG: YOU WILL.
current carcinoGeneticist [CG] blocked future carcinoGeneticist [CG]