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>Karkat:Return to the Inn
You are back in the Gift Shoppe.
Something has changed.
>Examine Gift Shoppe
There is a locked code vault from your discarded fetch modus here, and a note. Well, not a note. More like a business card, if trolls had business cards, which they don't. A business card is like...
You are too tired for this. It's just a card.
>Examine Cardde I mean card
Someone has written something on the back in suspiciously regular handwriting.
[Called but you
were out nak nak!
Free sample]
On the other side it says:
[Doof.nak
Bargain Prices
Finest Kind
nak nak nak]
This is so stupid you refuse to believe it entirely. There is no way that vendor survived the fire, not to mention the obliteration of your Land, got here somehow, left you a code vault, and then left again. Where would he even go. And there is certainly no way he has a webpage.
This is stupid and you don't have time for it.
>Take the vault
No!
>Think of what Nepeta would want you to do
You don't want to think about Nepeta right now. There are a lot of confusing emotions in that directions and you have a lot of other confusion emotions to deal with at the moment.
>Take the vault
Fuck, fine. You grab the vault with your new, much less annoying fetch modus. You will hack the damn thing later.
>Take the BAR door
Yes, now we are having good ideas in this sponge. You captchalog the door to the bar, leaving a blank plaster wall, which makes about as much sense as anything that is happening to you to you lately. No reason to run all the way back down here to go back to the bar.
>Ascend to the highest point of the building
You climb to the roof of the lab that dominates this meteor. Terezi is there. So is Vriska.
Well, Vriska's corpse. You are too late to stop this sad tale of kismessitude gone wrong. Another dead teenager to lug around in your shame gullet. Maybe if you hadn't spent time fucking around in the inn reading business cards you would have been in time. Maybe there was no way to stop her, Vriska is pretty insane. Maybe nothing you did would have made a difference at all. Maybe you are standing here beating yourself up while Terezi goes into shock over what she just did.
Maybe maybe is a stupid word.
>Give her a hug
Yes, that would be the obvious thing to do. Just because you guys had a moment and then she started flirting hardcore with that Dave guy and then a dead girl kissed you and she just murdered someone doesn't mean you can't give her a nice, uncomplicated hug.
It sure would be great if Kanaya and Sollux would show up and share this simple, uncomplicated not-at-all-awkward moment with you guys.
Oh thank God.
Wait...
Is that...
>Behold the Glory of Zillyhoo
HONK
>Karkat: Attempt Rare and Highly Dangerous 5x Showdown Combo
You are back in the Gift Shoppe.
Something has changed.
>Examine Gift Shoppe
There is a locked code vault from your discarded fetch modus here, and a note. Well, not a note. More like a business card, if trolls had business cards, which they don't. A business card is like...
You are too tired for this. It's just a card.
>Examine Cardde I mean card
Someone has written something on the back in suspiciously regular handwriting.
[Called but you
were out nak nak!
Free sample]
On the other side it says:
[Doof.nak
Bargain Prices
Finest Kind
nak nak nak]
This is so stupid you refuse to believe it entirely. There is no way that vendor survived the fire, not to mention the obliteration of your Land, got here somehow, left you a code vault, and then left again. Where would he even go. And there is certainly no way he has a webpage.
This is stupid and you don't have time for it.
>Take the vault
No!
>Think of what Nepeta would want you to do
You don't want to think about Nepeta right now. There are a lot of confusing emotions in that directions and you have a lot of other confusion emotions to deal with at the moment.
>Take the vault
Fuck, fine. You grab the vault with your new, much less annoying fetch modus. You will hack the damn thing later.
>Take the BAR door
Yes, now we are having good ideas in this sponge. You captchalog the door to the bar, leaving a blank plaster wall, which makes about as much sense as anything that is happening to you to you lately. No reason to run all the way back down here to go back to the bar.
>Ascend to the highest point of the building
You climb to the roof of the lab that dominates this meteor. Terezi is there. So is Vriska.
Well, Vriska's corpse. You are too late to stop this sad tale of kismessitude gone wrong. Another dead teenager to lug around in your shame gullet. Maybe if you hadn't spent time fucking around in the inn reading business cards you would have been in time. Maybe there was no way to stop her, Vriska is pretty insane. Maybe nothing you did would have made a difference at all. Maybe you are standing here beating yourself up while Terezi goes into shock over what she just did.
Maybe maybe is a stupid word.
>Give her a hug
Yes, that would be the obvious thing to do. Just because you guys had a moment and then she started flirting hardcore with that Dave guy and then a dead girl kissed you and she just murdered someone doesn't mean you can't give her a nice, uncomplicated hug.
It sure would be great if Kanaya and Sollux would show up and share this simple, uncomplicated not-at-all-awkward moment with you guys.
Oh thank God.
Wait...
Is that...
>Behold the Glory of Zillyhoo
Click to view HONK
>Karkat: Attempt Rare and Highly Dangerous 5x Showdown Combo