My father's hilarity continues

[cptgigi]

My dad and I had a conversation the other day about my phone plan.  You see, I was never on a plan for texting.  So, now that I text more often, it has come to his attention that my cell phone bill is...more expensive.  He told me he was going to sign me up for a new plan.

This evening, I received the following email from him:

Unlimited use of owls (called texting by muggles) has been added to your owl-phone account.

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