GOVERNOR ROB BLAGOJEVICH

[governevich]

[HE SLINKS IN GOVERNORLY LIKE A GOVERNATOR OF SOME GOVERNMENT IN A STATE IN NEED OF GOVERNING]

HEY GUYS...

HAVE I GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU!

NOW I KNOW THERE'S SOME RUMORS OUT ABOUT ME BEING CORRUPT AND PERHAPS ABUSING MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, BUT I SAY LET'S LEAVE POLITICS, BUSINESS, AND PLEASURE APART.

THIS TIME IT'S ALL PLEASURE BABY, SERBIAN STYLE

Comments

[lolitsmisa]

OBAMA? SOUNDS LIKE A SPORTS DRINK. LIKE SOMETHING REALLY FRUITY!

[governevich]

WELL I GUESS IT IS KIND OF LIKE GRAPE SODA.

[shot_the_bullet]

[SNAP]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID, BUT IT SOUNDS IMPORTANT.

[governevich]

GO AHEAD, TAKE PICTURES! IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL.

IN FACT, TAKE SOME PICTURES OF ME POSING WITH THIS CRACK DEALER AND THIS HO!

[siegheilol]

I'LL TAKE IT. I HAVE 12000 MARKS. IN CASH.

[mybfsparkles]

WHY HELLO, MR. HITLER. I LIKED YOUR IDEA ABOUT GETTING RID OF ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE IN WORLD, ALTHOUGH THAT THING ABOUT RACIAL PURITY WAS KINDA SILLY. WILL YOU BE MY BFF?

[siegheilol]

NOOOOOO!

[mybfsparkles]

AWW, DON'T BE THAT WAY! I ADMIRE YOU!

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[pissoffedingly]

*LOOKS UP FROM SOME INCREDIBLY INVOLVED, INCREDIBLY INTENSE PHONE CALL AND PLACES HIS HAND OVER THE RECEIVER*

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE SAVED ME THE TROUBLE AND DUG YOURSELF DOWN TO FUCKING CHINA...

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[pissoffedingly]

ROB. WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING AGAINST FUCKNUTSVILLE FOR A WHILE NOW AND WE'VE SEEN SOME CHANGES THANKS TO OUR EFFORTS, OURS AND BARACK'S. WE KNOW EACH OTHER. HATE EACH OTHER LIKE WE'RE BROTHERS. HAHAHA, I'M KIDDING, YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING BROTHER, COME HERE.

COME HERE.

GET YOUR RACCOON-TOUPEED ASS OVER HERE.