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GOVERNOR ROB BLAGOJEVICH

Jan 08, 2009 19:47

[HE SLINKS IN GOVERNORLY LIKE A GOVERNATOR OF SOME GOVERNMENT IN A STATE IN NEED OF GOVERNING]

HEY GUYS...

HAVE I GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU!

NOW I KNOW THERE'S SOME RUMORS OUT ABOUT ME BEING CORRUPT AND PERHAPS ABUSING MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, BUT I SAY LET'S LEAVE POLITICS, BUSINESS, AND PLEASURE APART.

THIS TIME IT'S ALL PLEASURE BABY, SERBIAN STYLE ( Read more... )

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siegheilol January 9 2009, 01:30:23 UTC

I'LL TAKE IT. I HAVE 12000 MARKS. IN CASH.

mybfsparkles January 9 2009, 01:33:12 UTC

WHY HELLO, MR. HITLER. I LIKED YOUR IDEA ABOUT GETTING RID OF ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE IN WORLD, ALTHOUGH THAT THING ABOUT RACIAL PURITY WAS KINDA SILLY. WILL YOU BE MY BFF?

siegheilol January 9 2009, 03:12:13 UTC

NOOOOOO!

mybfsparkles January 9 2009, 13:45:29 UTC

AWW, DON'T BE THAT WAY! I ADMIRE YOU!

governevich January 9 2009, 01:33:15 UTC

SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MUSTACHE LOOKS FAMILIAR... BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT...

siegheilol January 9 2009, 03:12:41 UTC

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME? I'M HITLER!

SO, ABOUT THAT SENATE SEAT...

governevich January 9 2009, 03:26:35 UTC

SORRY, ONLY AMERICANS AND BLACK PEOPLE CAN HAVE THIS SEAT.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR BUSINESS SOMEWHERE ELSE, YOU TOAD EATING, TEA DRINKING, HAMBURGER CREATING SON OF A BITCH?

governevich January 9 2009, 03:26:47 UTC

...NAH I'M JUST KIDDING, YOU CAN HAVE IT.

herrschrodinger January 9 2009, 01:34:57 UTC

*STAAAAAARES*

MOVES CLOSER

*STAAAARES EVEN MORE*

governevich January 9 2009, 01:38:12 UTC

SCHRODINGER? AREN'T YOU THE GUY WHO PUT A CAT IN A BOX AND SHOT IT?

SPEAKING OF CAT GENOCIDE, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED I ALSO HAVE SOMETHING ELSE FOR SALE. FROM MY HOME COUNTRY OF SCANDAVIASTAN, THE KATZBALGER! ONLY $19.99 AFTER INSANE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

[PAUSE]

NO MR. MUSTACHE, JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT DOESN'T KILL JEWS, ONLY FELINES.

herrschrodinger January 9 2009, 01:45:01 UTC

I WAS NAMED AFTER THE GUY BECAUSE I CAN'T DIE. I MEAN I DIE BUT I COME BACK TO LIFE..AND SHIT..

.............

SCANDISK WHAT? SURESURE BILL IT TO THE MAJOR'S ACCOUNT. EITHER THAT OR THE VALENTINE BROTHERS. THEY ARE SECRETLY PAYING FOR MY UNGODLY SUPPLY OF PORN ANYWAYS VIA THEIR CAPITAL ONE CARDS.

governevich January 9 2009, 03:22:15 UTC

SUPER.

seashore_swan January 9 2009, 01:45:14 UTC

*DISAPPROVING STARE* THERE ARE FAR BETTER WAYS OF TENDING TO CATS.

governevich January 9 2009, 03:23:12 UTC

BUT ARE THOSE WAYS AS SATISFYING MALICIOUS AND UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT AS MINE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

1/? seashore_swan January 9 2009, 04:02:50 UTC

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