THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

[followmywill]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

IF YOU SEE THIS MAN

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[quincyofawesome]

...WHY CATS?

[followmywill]

I DON'T KNOW. HE HAS A FETISH WITH THEM.

[quincyofawesome]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

[followmywill]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MOST OF THE STUFF IN MY FANDOM DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. FOR EXAMPLE, ASH ANGELA. I MEAN WTF WAS UP WITH THAT TRANNY ANGEL THING. SERIOUSLY

HE MOLESTS THEM. WHENEVER WE GO OUT, IF HE EVEN SEES A CAT HE STARTS TALKING TO IT LIKE HE'S A PORNOGRAPHY WRITER AND THE THING IS HIS MAIN SUBJECT. IT'S REALLY DISTURBING.

[quincyofawesome]

SO I'VE HEARD.

MAYBE HE JUST LIKES CATS?

[followmywill]

YEAH HE LIKES THEM. HE LIKES TO MOLEST THEM AND PET THEM HALF TO DEATH.

[quincyofawesome]

BUT MOST CATS LOVE TO BE PETTED.

WHAT KIND OF MOLESTATION ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[followmywill]

HE THINKS CATS ARE VERY SEXY. HE WANTS ONE OF THEM AS HIS LOVER.

[quincyofawesome]

...I SEE.