THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
IF YOU SEE THIS MAN
AND HE APPROACHES YOUR CAT, PLEASE BEAT HIM WITH A TASER. HE IS OBSESSED WITH CATS. IN FACT, HE HAS KITTEN PAJAMAS.
IT'S QUITE DISTURBING. HE WILL KIDNAP YOUR CAT AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK. I AM BEING SERIOUS. HE IS THE DREADED CATNAPPER!
PLEASE TAKE THIS TIME TO MAKE SURE YOUR CATS ARE ALL SAFE AND SOUND. THE LAST THING I WANT IS TO SEE ANOTHER CASE OF CATNAPPING HAPPEN.
THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON.
IF YOU SEE THIS MAN
AND HE APPROACHES YOUR CAT, PLEASE BEAT HIM WITH A TASER. HE IS OBSESSED WITH CATS. IN FACT, HE HAS KITTEN PAJAMAS.
IT'S QUITE DISTURBING. HE WILL KIDNAP YOUR CAT AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK. I AM BEING SERIOUS. HE IS THE DREADED CATNAPPER!
PLEASE TAKE THIS TIME TO MAKE SURE YOUR CATS ARE ALL SAFE AND SOUND. THE LAST THING I WANT IS TO SEE ANOTHER CASE OF CATNAPPING HAPPEN.
THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON.