Dear Petey Hendricks:

My mother told me I had to write you a letter to apologize for sticking your head in a toilet. And you probably got that letter in the mail yesterday. I am sorry I forgot to check and see if the other guy had flushed it before I stuck your head in it, I really am. But I'm not sorry I stuck your head in a toilet. And you know ( Read more... )

OOC: The following is a non-canon based look into the Chief's past.

I don't want a second childhood. I barely survived the first. 

My father was a priest, my mother was a philosopher. Neither of them were ever going to be named Parent of the Year. My father spent all his time sequestered in his study, and when he did grace us with his pious presence ( Read more... )