George W. Bush Spam
I got a piece of spam mail advocating Dubya because his "administration" is a faith-based one. It's also selling some sort of a video or something.
Here's the e-mail, minus the links, etc. I've bolded parts that I've added to it.. I've also reported the spam mail to as many of the ISPs listed in the full headers as possible.
Gawd, this so fucking pisses me off. Not only do I hate spam, I hate Dubya, too. A double whammy!
WARNING: The following spam e-mail has been edited to include my thoughts, feelings, and random grouchiness concerning the combination of George W. Bush and faith-based anything. If cynical viewpoints considering either of the aforementioned have the potential of upsetting, hurting, or in any way corrupting your own precious viewpoints, then it is recommended you do not read on. You've been warned.
E-mail Subject: something to see
Not since the days of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln has a president put so much stock in his Christian faith and prayer life for making decisions and leading the United States in its hour of crisis. [Yep. He's leading this country blindly, alright. The reason he puts so much bank into faith is because there is no factual evidence to back up anything he ever says.] According to BBC correspondent Justin Webb: "Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush. [And he's against gay marriage?] The Bush administration hums to the sound of prayer. Prayer meetings take place day and night. [Yeah, they probably have to convince themselves they're actually doing a decent job. Or maybe they're praying they don't go to hell for all the evildoing they've done.] It's not uncommon to see White House functionaries hurrying down corridors carrying Bibles. [Running... for their lives? Mwa ha ha...]"
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This program will examine the extraordinary faith and prayer life of President George W. Bush, and how it impacts his personal life and his decisions as the leader of the free world. [Again, he makes no decisions based on fact. Whatsoever. Fucking douche bag.] See how his faith has been unshakable in dealing with the 9/11 terrorist attack, fighting al-Qaeda, ridding Iraq of the Saddam Hussein regime, rooting out terrorists in Afghanistan, and how his religious beliefs bring personal peace and clarity in a time of terrorism and chaos across the world. [Umm, he's the root cause of a good lot of it. Hmm. Let's think for a minute, now. Yeah, he probably does rely on prayer for everything he does *cough*securityblanket*cough*, but that makes him an ideal Christian? Let's think. He's a MURDERER. How many deaths is he responsible for? Go fuck a dog.]
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According to Newsweek magazine, "... this presidency is the most resolutely faith-based in modern times - an enterprise founded, supported and guided by trust in the temporal and spiritual power of God." [At least they're being in honest. Not founded in fact, but in mythology. Wonderful. WHO VOTED FOR HIM AGAIN???] This special also explores President Bush's boldness in witnessing and proclaiming his faith to world leaders, and examines his Christian appointees and the Presidential Prayer Team that uplifts him in intercessory prayer. [Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry, that sentence just drained me of all intelligence.]
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Learn about George W. Bush's faith journey from the barroom to the Oval office. [Barroom? Perhaps where he was doing some lines while he was at it?] See how the power of faith can change a life, build a family and shape the destiny of a nation. [These people are hitting it right on the head! Shaping the destiny of a nation isn't always a positive thing! Instead of moulding it into a statue, he crumbled it into a pile of shit. Thanks a lot, buddy ol' pal!] His faith will inspire you! [To go on rampages, that is...] DVD or VHS FORMAT 70 Minutes. (DVD has additional features) [I wouldn't dream of polluting my home with this filth. Extra features of complete and total bullshit! Woohoo! Spread the news!]
Normal retail is [Who gives a shit?]
ORDER TWO COPIES AND SHIPPING IS FREE! [How nice. It should be, considering they've saved a butt-load of money by shifting the cost of the advertising onto others.]
ORDER ON THE INERNET AT: [URL REMOVED]
NOTE: If you are not on our normal list this may have been forwarded to you by a friend. [Or you're all just a bunch of deadbeat spammers!] To read one of our weekly inside Washington legislative updates go to [URL REMOVED]. [So, not only do you expect me to put up with your spam, but you expect me to pay your Web site a visit, too? Grr.] Thank you! [Thanks, but no thanks!]
Authorized and paid for by [Name and Address Removed. I'm not fucking advertising for these people.]
Please address all comments and questions to [E-mail Address Removed. Although I should subscribe them to every porn mailing list I can find. Fucking bastards.]
And that, folks, is the end of another rant by cparker. Criticize me if you must, but these are solely my thoughts, and I will not censor them for anyone or anything. Just know that if you do decide to criticize me, I will rebut with my remarks, and I will not hold back, regardless.
Okay, bye-bye! The End.
Here's the e-mail, minus the links, etc. I've bolded parts that I've added to it.. I've also reported the spam mail to as many of the ISPs listed in the full headers as possible.
Gawd, this so fucking pisses me off. Not only do I hate spam, I hate Dubya, too. A double whammy!
WARNING: The following spam e-mail has been edited to include my thoughts, feelings, and random grouchiness concerning the combination of George W. Bush and faith-based anything. If cynical viewpoints considering either of the aforementioned have the potential of upsetting, hurting, or in any way corrupting your own precious viewpoints, then it is recommended you do not read on. You've been warned.
E-mail Subject: something to see
Not since the days of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln has a president put so much stock in his Christian faith and prayer life for making decisions and leading the United States in its hour of crisis. [Yep. He's leading this country blindly, alright. The reason he puts so much bank into faith is because there is no factual evidence to back up anything he ever says.] According to BBC correspondent Justin Webb: "Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush. [And he's against gay marriage?] The Bush administration hums to the sound of prayer. Prayer meetings take place day and night. [Yeah, they probably have to convince themselves they're actually doing a decent job. Or maybe they're praying they don't go to hell for all the evildoing they've done.] It's not uncommon to see White House functionaries hurrying down corridors carrying Bibles. [Running... for their lives? Mwa ha ha...]"
[URL REMOVED]
This program will examine the extraordinary faith and prayer life of President George W. Bush, and how it impacts his personal life and his decisions as the leader of the free world. [Again, he makes no decisions based on fact. Whatsoever. Fucking douche bag.] See how his faith has been unshakable in dealing with the 9/11 terrorist attack, fighting al-Qaeda, ridding Iraq of the Saddam Hussein regime, rooting out terrorists in Afghanistan, and how his religious beliefs bring personal peace and clarity in a time of terrorism and chaos across the world. [Umm, he's the root cause of a good lot of it. Hmm. Let's think for a minute, now. Yeah, he probably does rely on prayer for everything he does *cough*securityblanket*cough*, but that makes him an ideal Christian? Let's think. He's a MURDERER. How many deaths is he responsible for? Go fuck a dog.]
[URL REMOVED]
According to Newsweek magazine, "... this presidency is the most resolutely faith-based in modern times - an enterprise founded, supported and guided by trust in the temporal and spiritual power of God." [At least they're being in honest. Not founded in fact, but in mythology. Wonderful. WHO VOTED FOR HIM AGAIN???] This special also explores President Bush's boldness in witnessing and proclaiming his faith to world leaders, and examines his Christian appointees and the Presidential Prayer Team that uplifts him in intercessory prayer. [Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry, that sentence just drained me of all intelligence.]
[URL REMOVED]
Learn about George W. Bush's faith journey from the barroom to the Oval office. [Barroom? Perhaps where he was doing some lines while he was at it?] See how the power of faith can change a life, build a family and shape the destiny of a nation. [These people are hitting it right on the head! Shaping the destiny of a nation isn't always a positive thing! Instead of moulding it into a statue, he crumbled it into a pile of shit. Thanks a lot, buddy ol' pal!] His faith will inspire you! [To go on rampages, that is...] DVD or VHS FORMAT 70 Minutes. (DVD has additional features) [I wouldn't dream of polluting my home with this filth. Extra features of complete and total bullshit! Woohoo! Spread the news!]
Normal retail is [Who gives a shit?]
ORDER TWO COPIES AND SHIPPING IS FREE! [How nice. It should be, considering they've saved a butt-load of money by shifting the cost of the advertising onto others.]
ORDER ON THE INERNET AT: [URL REMOVED]
NOTE: If you are not on our normal list this may have been forwarded to you by a friend. [Or you're all just a bunch of deadbeat spammers!] To read one of our weekly inside Washington legislative updates go to [URL REMOVED]. [So, not only do you expect me to put up with your spam, but you expect me to pay your Web site a visit, too? Grr.] Thank you! [Thanks, but no thanks!]
Authorized and paid for by [Name and Address Removed. I'm not fucking advertising for these people.]
Please address all comments and questions to [E-mail Address Removed. Although I should subscribe them to every porn mailing list I can find. Fucking bastards.]
And that, folks, is the end of another rant by cparker. Criticize me if you must, but these are solely my thoughts, and I will not censor them for anyone or anything. Just know that if you do decide to criticize me, I will rebut with my remarks, and I will not hold back, regardless.
Okay, bye-bye! The End.