steps to becoming forever broken hearted...
1. seriously and continuously fool around with your best friend.
2. fall in love with your best friend.
3. pretend not to be in love with your best friend.
4. discover your best friend doesn't love you back.
5. become "fuck buddies" for some months.
6. have a huge fight with your best friend when they call it off in a harsh way.
7. stop being friends for some months.
8. get a boyfriend soon after they get a girlfriend.
9. finally talk to your ex-best friend after about four months of ignoring each other and realise how much you both desperately miss being friends.
10. spend about four months with your boyfriend before you realise you are still in love with your ex-best friend.
11. split up with your boyfriend a couple of months later.
12. get unduely hopeful when your ex-best friend breaks up with their girlfriend.
13. realise after over a year you are still unreasonably in love with someone who has never and will never feel that way about you.
14. continue to fail in your attempts to get over your ex-ex-best friend, even though the sight of them still fills your stomach with butterflies, makes your heart beat infinitely faster and makes you smile no matter what the situation.
15. live broken-heartedly ever after.
2. fall in love with your best friend.
3. pretend not to be in love with your best friend.
4. discover your best friend doesn't love you back.
5. become "fuck buddies" for some months.
6. have a huge fight with your best friend when they call it off in a harsh way.
7. stop being friends for some months.
8. get a boyfriend soon after they get a girlfriend.
9. finally talk to your ex-best friend after about four months of ignoring each other and realise how much you both desperately miss being friends.
10. spend about four months with your boyfriend before you realise you are still in love with your ex-best friend.
11. split up with your boyfriend a couple of months later.
12. get unduely hopeful when your ex-best friend breaks up with their girlfriend.
13. realise after over a year you are still unreasonably in love with someone who has never and will never feel that way about you.
14. continue to fail in your attempts to get over your ex-ex-best friend, even though the sight of them still fills your stomach with butterflies, makes your heart beat infinitely faster and makes you smile no matter what the situation.
15. live broken-heartedly ever after.