[There is a long pause.]

Seems just like yesterday... [sighs]

Cooks, bring out all the booze you can find in the kitchen and pop 'em all open. As much as things suck, its still Amicus. Nothing like some good ol' alcohol for the season, if I say so myself.

[This post will come after about an hour or so after the whole incident. The first thing one will hear is the clearing of a throat, silence for a while and then a voice comes - but strangely, the voice isn't Pip at all. And sounds just weirdly familiar for some reason...]

Optimus Prime to the crew of the Convoy. As I understand it, the ship has ( Read more... )

[This is sound of Pip walking around the ship, his boots thumping audibly on the floor as the man sighs quietly before he speaks to the journal.] Anyone know where the captain went to? I guess he could have went out, but... [Lets out a sharp breath.] Well, if anyone sees the captain around the city or where ever else please tell him I've got ( Read more... )

Right, so now that I've properly calmed down our comparde...

You all heard the chief... and Gintoki - [totally massaging his temples IRL, why can he not get a break from crazies] - our passenger lost some things on the ship. To reiterate, they're an Erealian candelabra, a gilded goose, and a self-perpetuating egg beater. Merde, what the hell is a ( Read more... )

Alright, the whole lot of you mates listen up. Just to reinforce what the boss said, you guys have the next seventy-two hours to yourselves in this place since we're just done with a mission. If you guys are lost around here, feel free to ask me for directions - Garettstown was where I used to live ( Read more... )

Alright, so here's the snitch - Yuri's in jail, and we've got no word whatsoever on what's going or may have happened to him already. Now that we've finally managed to clear the ship of all the slime (I'll pay you back for your help later, Madame Yuuko), we're going to act, and we're going to act now. We've wasted too much time as it is already. We ( Read more... )

Would anyone care to explain just what in Reial is going on with all of this slime? Merde.

This is really the last thing we need on top of everything that's happening.