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Apr 03, 2006 20:08

BE PREPARED TO READ ONE OF MY WEIRDEST DREAMS YET. IT SCARED ME. A LOT. if you actually read the whole thing then you are AWESOME.

DaleWesleyyy: LAST NIGHT
DaleWesleyyy: I HAD A SCARY DREAM
DaleWesleyyy: IT WAS WEIRD
DaleWesleyyy: AND IN A TWISTED WAY I WAS ENJOYING IT
DaleWesleyyy: YOU WERE IN IT
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHA
DaleWesleyyy: NO WONDER IT WAS SO TWISTED
GudyGoodyGumdrop: I WANT TO HEAR
DaleWesleyyy: IT'S REALLY LONG
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HEY!
GudyGoodyGumdrop: I DONT MIND
DaleWesleyyy: EVEN THOUGH I WAS SLEEPING FOR AN HOUR WHEN I DREAMT IT
DaleWesleyyy: ok
DaleWesleyyy: here it goes
DaleWesleyyy: sorry i stopped
GudyGoodyGumdrop: haha thats ok
DaleWesleyyy: first i went to the bank with my mom and oprah. oprah told my mom that she had to rip up her grievances. so we go there and this lady brings these 2 papers to my mom.
GudyGoodyGumdrop: oprah! cool.
DaleWesleyyy: one of them is the certificate of ownership of our house and another is a bill that was really high that she never paid.
GudyGoodyGumdrop: uh oh
DaleWesleyyy: so then my mom said "i don't know if i want to do this"
DaleWesleyyy: but oprah took them and tore them up
DaleWesleyyy: so then we went home and my daddy was making french fries out of rotton potatos
DaleWesleyyy: and i was eager to help
GudyGoodyGumdrop: ew
DaleWesleyyy: and then gabi's dad came over and offered to take our car to the gas station to get gas
DaleWesleyyy: and then he stole half of the car (litterally, he dug out a big hole in it)
DaleWesleyyy: and then that night my parents went to hawaii
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hm
DaleWesleyyy: so i was laying in a room (and my house had transformed into a house i'd never been in before)
GudyGoodyGumdrop: woah
DaleWesleyyy: and there was this guy outside trying to summon a mummy from underneath my house
DaleWesleyyy: and all of a sudden i see this black figure zoom through my room
GudyGoodyGumdrop: oof
DaleWesleyyy: so i go to my sister's room and she said she saw it too.
DaleWesleyyy: then she had a poster of aaron carter hanging on her wall and it turned into a mummy!
GudyGoodyGumdrop: ahhhh
DaleWesleyyy: so we layed down on her bed and started praying as loud as we could
DaleWesleyyy: and then the mummy left
DaleWesleyyy: but that government official would not give up
DaleWesleyyy: the next day i was in the house and he tried to get in but he couldn't
GudyGoodyGumdrop: haha
DaleWesleyyy: he didn't have a search warrent
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahaha
DaleWesleyyy: so i was in my room and he was screaming "CAROLINE HUBBELL! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR WITNESSING A CRIME"
DaleWesleyyy: (crime= oprah ripping up papers)
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahaha
DaleWesleyyy: and i would not leave
DaleWesleyyy: i was too scared
DaleWesleyyy: AND THIS REALLY FREAKED ME OUT
GudyGoodyGumdrop: aww
DaleWesleyyy: and so you and hana came over (I DONT EVEN KNOW HANA!!!)
DaleWesleyyy: and you started to IM me even though you were sitting right next to me
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHAA
DaleWesleyyy: and you said "zach is outside shooting reporters and government officials with his heater" (heater is a gun)
DaleWesleyyy: and i was like "awww that's so sweet"
DaleWesleyyy: HAHAHAHA
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahahahaha!!!
DaleWesleyyy: because there were a lot of reporters and government officials and policemen ouside waiting to take me away
DaleWesleyyy: so then all of a sudden i'm in this government meeting
DaleWesleyyy: (this part freaked me out A LOT)
DaleWesleyyy: and the guy is like "well, we have a criminal master mind on our hands" then he puts my school picture on the overhead foreveryone to see
DaleWesleyyy: and i was just sitting there pretending to be interested
GudyGoodyGumdrop: eee
DaleWesleyyy: and then he put up another picture of a girl and he said "this is what her body shape should look like"
DaleWesleyyy: and then these two doctors who were sitting next to me started to star
DaleWesleyyy: e
GudyGoodyGumdrop: thats so mean!
DaleWesleyyy: and i got mad and kept saying "can you please stop staring at me! it's rude!"
DaleWesleyyy: and "your making me uncomfortable"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: awww
DaleWesleyyy: and then the guy put up another picture and he said "this is what her eye should look like. if you notice here her cornea is different from the otehr one"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: eww
DaleWesleyyy: and then the doctors looked at me and before they could turn me in i punched them and ran away
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHA
GudyGoodyGumdrop: THAT MY GIRL
DaleWesleyyy: and i ran away to a dock where i met two people. i've never met them but apparently they were my friends. they were turncoats to the government
DaleWesleyyy: HAHAH!! I LOVE YOU
DaleWesleyyy: and they pointed to a boat and said "this has everything you'll need in it. from food and toilet paper to a cell phone and teddy bear. and since you love pirates and you are wanted by the government i put this pirate flag on it too"
DaleWesleyyy: and the boat could barly hold my stuff let alone me
DaleWesleyyy: so i got in and said "can i bring my pet along with me?"
DaleWesleyyy: and the guy said "do you have a dog or something?'
DaleWesleyyy: and i said "no, but i have a stuffed walabie!"
DaleWesleyyy: "but i don't want to bring that"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
DaleWesleyyy: "Can i bring anat instead?"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: =D
DaleWesleyyy: and then he's like "sure!"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHA
DaleWesleyyy: so you popped out of nowhere
GudyGoodyGumdrop: THATS ME!
DaleWesleyyy: and jumped int he boat
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hehe
DaleWesleyyy: I KNOW! I'M SERIOUS! YOU WERE THE ONE I ASKED FOR,3
DaleWesleyyy: *<3
GudyGoodyGumdrop: <33333
DaleWesleyyy: but as soon as you jumped in the boat we started to sink
DaleWesleyyy: so we both got out and just held onto the sides.
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahaha
GudyGoodyGumdrop: im too heavy
DaleWesleyyy: and thhe guy said "well if you just swim straight it should take you to china"
DaleWesleyyy: and then i said "what about sharks?"
DaleWesleyyy: and you said "caroline, i've told you! sharks don't really exist!!!"
DaleWesleyyy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHAHAHA
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DaleWesleyyy: HAHAHAA!!!
DaleWesleyyy: THAT'S ANAT
GudyGoodyGumdrop: I LOVE IN
DaleWesleyyy: so anyway, it took us about an hour and then i saw shore
DaleWesleyyy: and i said "hey, this shore is closer, so lets just let the waves drift us there"
DaleWesleyyy: so we got to shore and layed tehre for a while
DaleWesleyyy: and i think the guy who gave us the supplies and stuff's name was darry
DaleWesleyyy: so then i was like "i wonder if darry put the cell phone on my pants"
DaleWesleyyy: and then i looked down and it was there!
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHAHA!
DaleWesleyyy: and i said "i hope it's water proof"
DaleWesleyyy: and i looked at it, and it was!
DaleWesleyyy: and then i opened it, looked at it, and then threw it on the ground.
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahaha
DaleWesleyyy: and you were like "what the heck caroline?!?!"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahahahaha!
DaleWesleyyy: and i said "it's tracking us! it knows we're in china! we don't want the government chasing us here! i convinced them i was going to texas!"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHAHAA
DaleWesleyyy: and so you were like "oh yeah, you're right" (like it made sense)
DaleWesleyyy: and then i said, well i just need to check and make sure darry was smart enough to put in his #, because i don't know it"
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHAHA
DaleWesleyyy: so then i checkced it
DaleWesleyyy: and turned it off
DaleWesleyyy: so then we were walking around china, and i bought chopsticks
GudyGoodyGumdrop: HAHAHAHAHA
DaleWesleyyy: and we walked up to a convienice store and i said "well, i have to change my appearance now. they'll recognize me! i have to cut and dye my hair...do you see a knife or scissors around here? oh yeah, anat since you got into this you'll probably have to cut your hair too. i'm sorry"
DaleWesleyyy: and then i woke up
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahahaha!
DaleWesleyyy: it was such a strange dream
DaleWesleyyy: all in an hour!!!
GudyGoodyGumdrop: that is awesome!
DaleWesleyyy: and i can remember the littlest details
DaleWesleyyy: it scared me sooo much!
DaleWesleyyy: ESPECIALLY AFTER I WOKE UP AND LOOKED TO MY SIDE TO SEE MY SISTER LAYING THERE
DaleWesleyyy: (i had forgotton that she slept with me all night)
DaleWesleyyy: I THOUGHT THERE WAS A MUMMY
GudyGoodyGumdrop: hahahhhaa

ok, so anyway. this weekend was great.

FRIDAY
My mommy got us a second DDR mat so i could DDR with jamie. i did some of my project while waiting for her. she finally arrived and we played DDR. then when we got tired we watched the 3rd ever episode of rugrats. it was sooo funny!!! it was the one where angelica sleeps over and tommy gets sick because angelica opens the window. then tommy starts imagining everyone is his mobile (for ex. didi was a moon, stu was a cloud, grandpa was an airplane...). and we found it hilarious when didi and stu were singing tommy the lulaby and they go "when you're sick we call the doctor. and his name is hector shockter!"

SATURDAY
We woke up and had eggs for breakfast. we played DDR, then we asked my mommmy to take us to Ritas and Chick-fil-a. once it stopped raining, we went and ont he way there we saw this very strange house that had this carved wooden figure of an ape in the front yard, and then on the porch, instead of a column, there was a this other carved ape with it's arms up. it was VERY strange. my mommy decided that we should go to the gap since we had time. i got stuff. and while we were there there was this little boy (probably 3 or 4) looking at himself in the mirror. jamie first saw him and told me he kept taking his shirt off, and then when we went to look at him, his pants were OFF and he was looking at his BARE BOTTOM in the mirror!!! IT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!! then we left and got chick-fil-a and Ritas custard and went home. then we played DDR. Then mr. david came over and he was chillin with my daddy. then jamie and i went rollar blading (MA was at her friend's house). then the men took jamie and me to blockbuster and we got that darn cat, good burger, and these HUGE packages of Nerds. it's been a tradition ever since we were little kids. we always watch those movies. they are awesome movies! first was watched good burger. then we watched the kids choice awards. i thought it was funny when jesse mcartney fell down the stairs after being cocky and litterally running all over the place. then we watched that darn cat and went to bed.

SUNDAY
we woke up and had french toast. we played DDR and got ready for church. then we went to church. then when we came back we played DDR. then jamie had to leave D: the rest of the day i didn't do anything. i worked on my project a little then stopped because i couldn't find my rubric.

TODAY
school...freaked out in my morning classes from my dream. the librarian got mad at me for eating cheerios. her:"you're not supposed to be eating in here" me:"sorry" *closes up bag tightly* her:"unless you want to stay after and clean up the library put them away" ok, so i'm thinking, i closed the bag tightly and put them with my books...what can i do to close the more? me: "i didn't make a mess" her: *bends down and gets in my face* "this library is food and drink free. i suggest you put your cheerios away" me: "how?" her: "put them on the floor" me: "umm...ok" *puts on floor* her: "pick up that cheerio" there was one cheerio that i purpously put next to my books because it fell on the floor. i had no other choice but to eat it -_-. librarians are always butt holes. especially this one. then in english i said "bye mongo!" to my english teacher because that's his name in the hobbit name genorator. he was liek "mongo??? where did you get that???" and i was like "do you want me to look up the origin of the name mongo?" and after like 5 mins he's like "how about you stick to mr. vogelsinger?" and i said ok. he wasn't mad or anything. my friend kristen is actually the one who said it first. hahaha! it was sooo funny!!!

tomorrow i have a half day because it's the last day of the 3rd marking period. we have to do this project on my team. the "service learning project". we get in groups and decide on a charity to donate to and then we have to come up with a way to raise it. it's going to be interesting. tomorrow during 3rd and 4th period we're going to be doing stuff related to that. yay!!! my day is going to be uber cool tomorrow!!!

FIVE MORE DAYS TILL SPRING BREAK!!!

jamie: omg am i dumb....?
carl: yeahh but you smell good!!
his name's hector shockter!!!
(i'm going to look at my butt in the mirror now...)
i wish I could live in the gorilla house.
CUSTERD IS GWOOOD!!!!
do these pants make my hips look big?
yeah, and you need to do something about that pooping gingerbread man.

April 8- Disney world with anat!
April 21- Dance Marathon!
May 7- My brithday and NORTHBORO!
June-July- Baton Rouge/ New Orleans!!!

ps jamie does smell good!!!
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