Not funny
So tonight whenever both UFC and WWE were having commercials I found myself tuned into Bravo. What was on Bravo you ask? Kathy Griffen's special about her life on "the D list".
So pretty much it was just a bunch of name dropping. It was like listening in on a conversation between two high school goth chicks talking about cheerleaders and attractive girls. You know the goth chicks I'm talking about. There's teh fat one who shops at Torrid who's making all the jokes and the skinny one with the sunken in face and skin problems was doing all the laughing. It's like that... Kathy's the fat one and the audience, who paid way too much for two hours of crap, was the pimply, druggie faced girl.
She was talking about how no celebrities like her. She's like the friend that you don't want to say anything too personal or important too because they'll tell everyone and make the it seem like you're the worst person in the world.
How is she still getting work. Must have been the plastic surgery. I hope she find this, reads it, replaces her name with Rosie O'Donnell and uses it in her next stand-up special which will air on WE (Womens Entertainment) since I'm sure Bravo will be smart enough to not allow her on their channel again. Maybe she'll call the next one "My life on the F list" and she'll talk about and make fun of people on the "D list" so that people like Paul Walker, Screech, and Hailey Duff will also dislike her because she'll be even more spite-ed when those three still get work two years from now making straight to DVD films while she hosts some power lesbian fundraising banquet for protection of lesbian pr0n shops which feature glory holes that butch chicks stick their fists into.
I might have been a little harsh on the lesbians in this entry. Sorry. Fisting is an impressive talent and anyone that can do it should be respected. Just sending their kids through college by any means necessary, right?
So pretty much it was just a bunch of name dropping. It was like listening in on a conversation between two high school goth chicks talking about cheerleaders and attractive girls. You know the goth chicks I'm talking about. There's teh fat one who shops at Torrid who's making all the jokes and the skinny one with the sunken in face and skin problems was doing all the laughing. It's like that... Kathy's the fat one and the audience, who paid way too much for two hours of crap, was the pimply, druggie faced girl.
She was talking about how no celebrities like her. She's like the friend that you don't want to say anything too personal or important too because they'll tell everyone and make the it seem like you're the worst person in the world.
How is she still getting work. Must have been the plastic surgery. I hope she find this, reads it, replaces her name with Rosie O'Donnell and uses it in her next stand-up special which will air on WE (Womens Entertainment) since I'm sure Bravo will be smart enough to not allow her on their channel again. Maybe she'll call the next one "My life on the F list" and she'll talk about and make fun of people on the "D list" so that people like Paul Walker, Screech, and Hailey Duff will also dislike her because she'll be even more spite-ed when those three still get work two years from now making straight to DVD films while she hosts some power lesbian fundraising banquet for protection of lesbian pr0n shops which feature glory holes that butch chicks stick their fists into.
I might have been a little harsh on the lesbians in this entry. Sorry. Fisting is an impressive talent and anyone that can do it should be respected. Just sending their kids through college by any means necessary, right?