MERRY? CHRISTMAS!

Dec 25, 2005 20:35

For the internet's Christmas gift, I have uploaded pictures of my terrible, ugly, monstrous, bloodied, torn, scarred for eternity, horrifyingly delightfuly scratched face.




It's pretty cool looking I think. In fact, my part about me being unshaven is probably worse for some people. Anyway, the incident behind these injuries of gold occurred Friday morning at work. It was a casual morning... animal comes in limping after a dog fight. The wound in its leg needed to be cleaned and stapled closed. It was a fairly large sized German Shephard.

So I'm called in to help hold it down in case it goes wild, which that one is particularly prone to. Most animals take these kinds of things well. This one did not and ended up kicking me in the face twice with its back leg's paw. It may have been the owner's fault because he was holding the head area and began to go easy on the dog when it started freaking out, giving it more power and mobility, but whatever. The dog's nails were just trimmed, so they were rougher and, well, sharper.

It was bleeding and looked worse when it happened.

As for other fun incidents in my immensely entertaining life, I have a fun situation involving me desperately trying to get a phone number or date out of an absolutely random chick for the sake of having done it. Unfortunately the chick I have in mind I may have scared off and I might have to search for another victim of my stalkin---I mean, my cool, smooth attractive methods of getting them women. I should have a more explanatory update of that particular situation at the end of the week if nothing happens.

And someday I'll try to be funny in my LJ entries again. These kind of non-fictional entries are for suckers.

Merry (OR HAIRY IN MY CASE IF YOU VIEW THE PICTURE [SEE LAUGHTER]) Christmas!
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