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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I bought porn for independenta16 (10 points). Last Saturday I punched holliberry2 in the arm (-10 points). Last month I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-705 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
cowchik14