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2009!!! THE NEXT STEP IS HAPPENING SOON... I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BODY LIKE FUCKING DICK DOCK WORK. DICK DOCK. DICK DOCK. DICK DOCK. I HAVE A RUNNY NOSE. SO MUCH SNOT AND SO LITTLE TISSUE PAPER. I HATE TRANNIES!!! OOHHHH I HATE THEM!!!! I JUST HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER... JUST UNTIL THE GOVT GIVES US THAT NICE APARTMENT ON FRANKLIN... I'M AUDITIONING FOR A RADIO SHOW! HI THIS IS DAVE DEFOE ON 88.3 FM. WIQH!... THAT'S RIGHT. WHERES MY BOY FRIEND????? SHOULD I SLAP HIM OR SHOULD HE SLAP HIMSELF? MADELINE IS SOOOOOOOO DUMB... AM I USING HER??? I DON'T KNOW... I KIND OF AM. BUT I SUPPORT HER. OH LORD. I HOLD BACK SO MUCH.... SHE LIVES OFF THE GOVT AND SHE THINKS SHE SO FUCKING SPECIAL... SHE CAN BARELY GET UP AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH... SHE DOESN'T HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA... BITCH GET UP AND GET YOUR FEMININE DICK A JOB.!!! LORD!!!! SHE LIKES ME BUT SHE TREATS ME LIKE SHIT... AND I JUST SIT THERE AND TAKE IT BECAUSE I REALLY NEED THIS APARTMENT... HYPICRITICAL BITCH... ALEXANDRA CAME HOME FROM WORK... SHE SAID WHAT SMELLS... MADELINE GOES "IT'S THIS MOTHERFUCKER MUTHER" I'M LIKE... I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK LIKE TWO SECONDS AGO... NO MADELINE... SHE SAT AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY SMOKING. FARTING. EATING PRINGLES. LEAVING A MESS EVERYWHERE. EATING. SHE NEEDS TO SMELL HER PUSSY .... BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT STANKED... HER HAIRY PUSSY... OH... I JUST WANT TO SLAP HER SOMETIMES.... DAMN... WE WENT TO THE BLACK LIGHT LAST NIGHT. IT IS A TRANNIE BAR... I PRETENDED I WAS STRAIGHT... BECAUSE... HONESTLY... TRANNIES MAKE ME LAUGH. ... WHAT'S NOT TO ENJOY... IT'S JUST SO COMICAL.... ANYWAY... ONE ASKED ME IF I WAS GAY BI OR STRAIGHT... I SAID I WAS STRAIGHT... THEN SHE WHISPERED IN MY EAR WITH HER FUCKED UP LATINA VOICE "HOW CAN YOU PROVE IT TO ME"... ... ... ... I'M NOT THAT SMOOTH... SO I SAID "I DON'T KNOW".... NICE JOB BRI BRI... SUCH A PLAYA... SORRY IF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CALL ME... I'VE BEEN LENDING MADELINE MY PHONE FOR IMPORTANT PURPOSES... I NEED THE CHANGE!!!! WHERE IS IT???? IT'S TIME.!!!!! I JUST NEED TO SEE KAM.... GET AWAY FROM THE GIRLS WITH DICKS FOR A LITTLE WHILE.... NEW YEARS WAS TOTALLY BOMB.... WE GOT DRUNK. WE DANCED. WE CALLED THE AMBULANCE BECAUSE SOME KID FELL DOWN A STORY OF STAIRS. THE SUBWAY HAD A HORN BAND IN IT. WE WENT TO THE STANDARD. WE WENT TO THE AKBAR. WE DID COKE. WE WENT TO BED. END END END END END END END END END END END END END END END END END END ... MADELINE THINKS THAT BARAK OBAMA IS THE DEVIL.......... I DO TOO.
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