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I'M MOVING IN WITH 2 TRANNIES. 1 WAS THE A MODEL ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL... NO NOT THAT ONE... A DIFFERENT ONE. WE'RE GETTING AWAY FROM ALL THE HOMELESS AND THE FREAKS... THANK GOD... IT'S A NICE WHITE AREA. MY BOYFRIEND IS LEAVING ME FOR MIAMI. I LOVE KAMIL. I WAS MAKING OUT WITH HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE... AND I STARTED CRYING. HE GOT ME SOME BOMB NIKE SHOES AND A BOMB BLACK SHIRT. I GET TO SEE HIM ONCE MORE. THEN THAT'S IT. I WILL FUCKING GET RICH... AND I WILL GO SEE KAMIL IN MIAMI IF I HAVE TO KNOCK HEADS!. I'M GETTING RICH KIDS... FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE... I WILL BE RICH... AND WHEN I'M RICH!!!! I'M GETTING DIRECT TV. AND A BOMB WARDROBE... THEN... I'M GONNA GO TO MIAMI... THEM I'M GOING HOME. WATCH OUT. KEEP YOUR HATZ ON... I ALMOST THREW UP ON CHRISTMAS EVE... THAT WAS THE .... THE MOST DRUNK I HAVE EVER BEEN. ... NO LIE... I WENT TO THE BATHROOM... NOT TO URINATE... BUT TO LIE DOWN FOR 5 MINUTES. ABBA'S DANCING QUEEN WAS PLAYING... I SAID... AFTER THIS SONG I WILL GET BACK UP... THE SONG FINISHED... I WAS LIKE... DAMN THAT WAS FAST... KAM KNOCKED ON THE DOOR... HE THOUGHT I WAS THROWING UP... DAMN I LOOKED GOOD THAT NIGHT... 3 BLACK KIDS WERE HARASSING ME LAST NIGHT... I WAS LIKE... IN A REALLY DEEP SCARY ASS VOICE "I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO GIVE YOU. IF I DID I WOULD GIVE YOU SOME. BUT I DON'T. I'M SORRY"... DAMN THOSE KIDS WERE SCARED. I WAS SO PROUD OF MYSELF... I WAS LIKE... DAMN!....
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