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HEY!!!!!!!!!! LET'S SEE LET'S SEE LET'S SEE... SO... WAS CHILAXN IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD... AND THEN.... WHERE WAS I?????????? OH YEA.... LOOKN' FOR A NEW PLACE TO GO RIGHT??? SO I PUT ANOTHER ADVERT OUT... THIS GUY... JOE...RESPONDS... I'M ALL... OKAY... SO HE PICKS ME UP... AND FIRST THING I NOTICE... JOE HAS A MERCEDEZ BENZ... ALRIGHT!... SCORE ONE FOR THE BIG GUY!... SECOND THING I NOTICE... JOE'S ASIAN........... OH NO... NO NO NO NON NONONONONONO.... THAT SUX... THAT REALLY SUX... SO... NOT ONLY IS HE ASIAN... HE'S BORING AS LIKE... MAN... I DON'T EVEN KNOW... LIKE PAT SERR EXCEPT.... LESS INTERESTING... OR MORE BORING... LIKE... FUCK DUDE... LIKE... OH GOD.... ALRIGHT... SO WE'RE CHILLING IN HIS CAR... AND HE'S LIKE ASIAN... AND HE'S WEARING THIS LEATHER BELT THAT'S LIKE... GOT TWO ARROWS POINTING INTO HIS BUTT... POINTING TO THE WORDS "OBEY" ... AND I'M ALL... LITTLE ASIAN BOY... I WILL NOT OBEY YOUR STUPID LITTLE BROWN MONKEY ASS.... ALRIGHT??? AND HE DIDN'T TALK WITH A GAY ACCENT... BUT ... HE WAS TOTALLY GAY... AND BORING... WE TALKED ABOUT... NOTHING... IT WAS .... DISGUSTING... THEN HE RAN OVER A SCREW AND BOLT... IT PIERCED HIS TIRE... FINALLY SOME EXCITEMENT! WE HAD TO GO TO THE PLACE TO FIX IT... ... ... THEN I WAS LIKE... OH I'M TIRED... CAUSE IT WAS RAINY AND KINDA CLOUDY... RIGHT... YOU KNOW NATURALLY I WAS TIRED. AND HE'S ALL ... IN THIS LITTLE GASIAN ACCENT..."OH WELL AFTER WE FIX THE TIRE WE CAN GO HOME AND REST." AND I'M LIKE???? WHAT????? THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP FOO' ... A'IGHT... SO ... WE GO BACK TO HIS PLACE AND HE EATS SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS FROM SOME PLACE LIKE TRADER JOES... IT'S CALLED EAT RITE OR SOMETHING GAY AND BORING LIKE THAT... ANYWAY... SOOOO... WE WATCH LITTLE BRITIAN AND TRUE BLOOD ON HBO... OH AND 27 DRESSES... YEP... WE BONDED THROUGH TELEVISION... THEY WERE REALLY GOOD SHOWS THOUGH... OH ... HE LIVES NEXT TO ROUL PAUL...... I GOT TO SEE HIM... HE'S LIKE A BROWN GREEN BEAN WITH FRECKLES... I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO PHYSICALLY PHUCKED UP AS ROUL PAUL... ANDYWAY... WE WENT TO THAT EAT RITE GAY PLACE AND I PICKED OUT SOME FUCKING BORING ASS CURRY DISH THAT HE RECOMMENDED... NOT THAT I WANTED TOO... BUT HE WAS ALL "YOU HAVE TO TRY IT"... I'M ALL... WHATEVER... AND HE GOT THE CHICKEN MARSALA... YOU KNOW HE WAS SO FUCKING BORING ... I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET AWAY CLEAN... BUT THEN HE STARTED TOUCHING MY BACK SEDUCTIVELY ... AND I WAS LIKE... FUCK... YOU KNOW WHAT... I'M GONNA START OFFERING PEOPLE MASSAGES... AND THEN I'M GONNA LEARN THE SLEEPER HOLD... AND JUST BE LIKE "OH YOU PASSED OUT"... "I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU"... YOU KNOW.... ANYWAY... AT LEAST I GOT TO SLEEP IN HIS LUXURIOUS BED... ... BUT SLEEP WENT BY SO FAST... YOU'D THINK... THAT AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK LIKE THAT... SLEEP WOULD TAKE LONGER... OR FEEL LONGER... YOU KNOW??? NO... BUT THEN I WOKE UP... HE CAME IN AND HUGGED ME... AND I WAS LIKE... HEHEHEH... YEAH... I TOOK A SHOWER... TOLD HIM I HAD TO MEET SOMEONE AND TOLD HIM I WOULD CALL HIM LATER... AND THEN PEACED. ... THANK FUCKING GOD... NO MORE ASIANS... PLEASE GOD... THERE'S MORE... THAT HAPPENED LATER... BUT I'LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER...
PEACE OUT
BRIAN
PEACE OUT
BRIAN