001 // got a tank on my ass (voice)

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All right. This is just a little weird, even for, ya know, the whole zombie 'pocalypse an' all. I've seen a bunch of shit, honest to God, but nuthin' like this. I mean, this is like a walkie talkie, 'cept with pictures an' writin'.  [there's a moments pause as he scrutinizes the little camera, his bruised face a little too close to the journal for

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Whirlybird is just a fancy way of sayin' helicopter, Ma'am. [all right, so it's not fancy, but he likes it. :|]

And, me? Sick? Nah. [it's almost as if he's amused by the idea. he's invincible] If I was, I wouldn't be talkin' to you.

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Ain't it? The Green Flu ain't somethin' you wanna catch, 'cause once you got it, you're a goner. [there's a brief pause, and he licks his lips.]

Hey, ma'am. Uh. I got a question for you. If you don't mind me askin' an' all.

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Am I dreamin'? [he can't quite figure it out for the life of him, honestly]

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[...wut?] Now I definitely know I'm dreamin'.

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[there's a quiet ouch from Ellis as he pinches himself] Maybe I ain't... So, I've been... kidnapped by aliens or something?

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I knew they existed! [now where's the vampires and mummies? though, he supposed mummies were just zombies wrapped in bandages] I'm on another world, kidnapped by aliens, and I don't think I've been probed. Damn, I'm lucky!