001 // got a tank on my ass (voice)
All right. This is just a little weird, even for, ya know, the whole zombie 'pocalypse an' all. I've seen a bunch of shit, honest to God, but nuthin' like this. I mean, this is like a walkie talkie, 'cept with pictures an' writin'. [there's a moments pause as he scrutinizes the little camera, his bruised face a little too close to the journal for a moment before he moves away]
Damn. Whoever invented this must be rich. Not that it matters now an' all, but still. They were probably one of the first ones on the whirlybirds when the infection started. Lucky 'em, righ'? O'course, if CEDA decided to shoot 'em when they arrived at... where ever, they ain't so lucky, but if not... [he clears his throat]
So, uh, someone wanna tell me where the hell I am an' how the hell I got here? Cause, uh, I don't really know. It's like I drank too much, an' then sprouted wings. This ain't no military base, right? I am almost certain the military ain't gonna go and give me wings. But, uh, I guess I've been wrong before.
Oh, man! You know what would suck? A zombie with wings! You got them Hunters that can jump like twenty stories, and then the Tanks, and them back humpers, but a flying zombie? Shit, no one would be safe.
Damn. Whoever invented this must be rich. Not that it matters now an' all, but still. They were probably one of the first ones on the whirlybirds when the infection started. Lucky 'em, righ'? O'course, if CEDA decided to shoot 'em when they arrived at... where ever, they ain't so lucky, but if not... [he clears his throat]
So, uh, someone wanna tell me where the hell I am an' how the hell I got here? Cause, uh, I don't really know. It's like I drank too much, an' then sprouted wings. This ain't no military base, right? I am almost certain the military ain't gonna go and give me wings. But, uh, I guess I've been wrong before.
Oh, man! You know what would suck? A zombie with wings! You got them Hunters that can jump like twenty stories, and then the Tanks, and them back humpers, but a flying zombie? Shit, no one would be safe.